First, I'm not a cow. Second, if anyone is a cow, it's my lover since he has a certain kind of milk and while I may have breasts, I'm certainly not going to reproduce and am absolutely disgusted by the thought of breast milk. Third, why is he 'buying' 'the cow'? I asked him this and he laughs, not only because the phrase is funny in that offensive way. You see, we live together and consider ourselves married, in the original sense, and have a wedding in the works for appearances and gifts, nothing more.
Does he want to 'buy the cow' so that he can butcher the cow and get a steak?? Should I fear for my life?
2007-03-16
02:22:48
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