A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of c0nd0ms. Week after week he would come in with the same order.
One day the pharmacist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many c0nd0ms a week?"
The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"
"So," the pharmacist asked, "then what do you do with all those c0nd0ms?"
The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags."
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2007-03-15
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