A very proper man started going into the neighbourhood pharmacy every week to buy 2 dozen boxes of c0nd0ms. Week after week he would come in with the same order.
One day the pharmacist felt he had to say something to the man. "Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many c0nd0ms a week?"
The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"
"So," the pharmacist asked, "then what do you do with all those c0nd0ms?"
The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags."
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2007-03-15 23:27:47 · 9 answers · asked by ♪-e-l-l-e-♪ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao.. what an innovative idea. hahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-03-16 00:10:34 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a nice way to save bending down to take care of others peoples **** 10/10
2007-03-16 07:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...7/10 he can feed his dog chewygum instead so that it wont poop cause chewing gum cant be swallowed... the dog will be chewing foreva
2007-03-16 13:33:59 · answer #3 · answered by a s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL , really funny joke
u reserve a star !!!!
2007-03-16 07:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute, and.... innovative, I must say.
2007-03-16 07:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is an AWESOME joke
2007-03-16 10:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dr Universe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-16 10:02:23 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i WILL die laffin & u r the reason
2007-03-16 07:20:36 · answer #8 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, that was funny
2007-03-16 07:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by jacky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋