Funny Courtroom Mistakes
Based on Actual Court Room Transcripts of Trials.
How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?
Well, a gal down the road had had several
of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said
he was really good.
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Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
I will be three months November 8th.
Apparently then, the date of conception
was August 8th?
Yes.
What were you and your husband doing at that time?
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Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you
are emotionally unstable?
I used to be.
How many times have you comitted suicide?
Four times.
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Were you aquainted with the deceased?
Yes, sir.
Before or after he died?
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Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?
Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.
2007-03-12
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