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Funny Courtroom Mistakes
Based on Actual Court Room Transcripts of Trials.




How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?

Well, a gal down the road had had several

of her children by Dr. Cherney, and said

he was really good.


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Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?

I will be three months November 8th.

Apparently then, the date of conception

was August 8th?

Yes.

What were you and your husband doing at that time?


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Mrs. Smith, do you believe that you

are emotionally unstable?

I used to be.

How many times have you comitted suicide?

Four times.


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Were you aquainted with the deceased?

Yes, sir.

Before or after he died?


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Officer, what led you to believe the defendant was under the influence?

Because he was argumentary and he couldn't pronunciate his words.

2007-03-12 21:46:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first

marriage terminated?

By death.

And by whose death was it terminated?

Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?

No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.

What is your name?

Ernestine McDowell.

And what is your marital status?

Fair.

Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in
his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

I show you exhibit 3 and ask you
if you recognize that picture.
That's me.
Were you present when that picture was taken?

So you were gone until you returned?

She had three children, right?
Yes.
How many were boys?
None.
Were there girls?

You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?


You say that the stairs went down to the basement

2007-03-12 22:08:25 · update #1

8 answers

ah real life is always the funniest.

2007-03-13 03:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by dubstar23 2 · 0 0

Absolutely brilliant. Keep them coming

2007-03-13 05:24:53 · answer #2 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0 0

Tickles me.

2007-03-13 04:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Yeti 3 · 0 0

i like your hat

2007-03-13 05:26:47 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 0

lol, cant stop laughing, almost fell off my chair!!!!

2007-03-13 04:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

good and keeping it

2007-03-13 05:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by BAM-BAM 1 · 0 0

Thanks for the chuckle! x

2007-03-13 05:42:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ok?

2007-03-13 04:49:50 · answer #8 · answered by anddawww 2 · 0 0

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