All categories - 9 February 2007

PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken?

2007-02-09 00:16:06 · 13 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 1 in Singles & Dating

A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it. okay okay now will some one answer this does anybody have a clue how to get some free creditz on imvu im not aloud to do the credit card thing so does anyone have a little trick or somthing they do to get free creditz im getting married on imvu and i still need lots of stuff if you help you get an invite to the wedding my name on there is darkneslove

2007-02-09 00:16:04 · 4 answers · asked by ♥kristie♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Hi all,

I currently own a 1993 Volvo 940 with 137,000 miles and a 1998 Volvo V70XC with 134,000 miles. My grandfather is cancelling his drivers' license and wants to give us a loaded (even the digital dash) 1996 Mercury Grand Marquis LS Bayshore with only 65,000 miles and no major repairs ever. I absolutely love this car, but my wife isn't so sold.

We can also only afford to own two cars; it wouldn't be economically practical for us to own three with only two drivers. Their gas mileage is all about equal; so is the insurance cost. My question is: Should I take the Mercury? If so, which Volvo should I get rid of? The V70 has insanely high repair bills but, it is a wagon, so it's good for occasional trips. The 940 is my wife's favorite, and is essentially bulletproof -- no major repairs ever. The Mercury is one of my favorite cars of all time, plus it's soooo comfortable and repairs (if we ever need them) are generally cheap.

So...again...Which TWO should stay?

2007-02-09 00:15:47 · 3 answers · asked by senior07 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

if i wanna kill them ,how can we do ,except the sprays.cos when i spray something out ,my house is gonna be smell........

2007-02-09 00:15:40 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

its true, i love mine but for a moment after sex, you just wish you could push her of the bed and wacth a bit of tv, has anbody eles noticed this.

2007-02-09 00:15:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-09 00:15:20 · 3 answers · asked by Nicole N 1 in Friends

first person with most questions right wins

1) what was the name of Dr Evil's son in austin powers

2) what year was madonna "blonde ambition" tour held

3) what is the capital of australia

4) which London train station has the most platforms

5) What did the initials BOAC stand for

6) What was the old british empire name for Sri Lanka

7)How many times has Tottenham won the premiership

8) whos wife did Dante Gabriel Rossetti paint the most often

9) who wrote watershipdown

10)True or false...is the guava friut related to the clove spice?

BONUS:
which popstar said she wanted to get married before loosing her virginity, but ever since then is popping out kids faster than you can answer this question?

2007-02-09 00:15:19 · 21 answers · asked by michael s 4 in Trivia

My head says to get into one field I shall call this field (x). And my heart(or maybe even a very annoying part of me says to get in to a different field(xx).
In (x) I know that I can help alot of people and move forward in life, I will be maximising my potential. And I know that I will be happy.
BUT my heart says to get into (xx). This too is a rewarding field, but I will always be under somebody and not really progress in life. But it will be an easy life.
So do I go for (x) - where I will have high pay, High status and happiness.
Or do I go for (xx) - where i will have low pay, low status and hapiness.
Oh and (x) - I will have the opportunity to travel and see the world.
But in (xx) even if I travel, I will get worse treatment in some countries!.

PS - Both are very professional jobs, and not anything bad!.

2007-02-09 00:15:16 · 8 answers · asked by sapphire_wisdom 1 in Friends

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.

Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."

And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.

After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.

Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"

The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"

2007-02-09 00:15:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And how do they lead to allopatric speciation?

2007-02-09 00:15:01 · 2 answers · asked by JustMe 2 in Biology

The media is acting like a President or world leader has passed on - but the media is probably to blame for her so called "fame".

I mean really, what was she famous for? She wasn't a role model nor did she contribute anything to society...

I feel for her young child and her family, but beyond that?

I am guessing that Anna Nicole's biggest fan right now would be the NASA astronaut stalker lady - at least all the media attention has been taken off of her, even if briefly!

2007-02-09 00:15:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Media & Journalism

2007-02-09 00:14:52 · 2 answers · asked by Nicole N 1 in Friends

I have been having trouble starting, the power seems to come and go. dont think it's the battery, sometimes it would cut off while driving witch is dangerous because power steering. its a mitsubishi spacewagon, 2.0 litre petrol 1999 any ideas would be greatly appreciated.

2007-02-09 00:14:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

So, I'm 13, and I have this Russian-Jewish singing teacher. Last Christmas I got her a present, and wrote Merry Christmas in Russian on it. (Wrong thing to do, I know.) Then a week later, I found out she doesn't celebrate Christmas, and she's Jewish. So, for 2007 Holiday Season, is it okay to give her a Hannuka present?

2007-02-09 00:14:43 · 2 answers · asked by Addicted To Abercrombie & Fitch 2 in Other - Holidays

pentecostals teach that the first sign u receive the Holy Spirit, u will speak in tongues though this is not found in the bible.if the idea is that speaking in tongues-blabbering some unknown language to men.if this is true, then y Jesus didnt speak in tongues?in Acts, the disciples speak in other human language, not blabbering.nowhere in the bible can i find ppl speak in tongues after repeating halleluyah, lalala either.however 1 corinthians 14 seem to support the idea of pentecostals charismatic.could anyone explain this?

2007-02-09 00:14:41 · 17 answers · asked by quinie leong 3 in Religion & Spirituality

statistics

2007-02-09 00:14:24 · 3 answers · asked by Rocky 1 in Other - Education

2007-02-09 00:14:20 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont have a computer at home and i dont have a library card.

2007-02-09 00:14:16 · 5 answers · asked by *negrita*from*Queens* 1 in Current Events

I remember when I was a child my birthday seemed to take forever to come round, but now now it comes round so fast its worrying !!!

2007-02-09 00:14:13 · 14 answers · asked by In Between Mind States 6 in Other - Society & Culture

Do u think desktops and laptops will get played out like VCR's? And if so what do u think the next big computer creation is goin to be like?

2007-02-09 00:14:11 · 2 answers · asked by gurllucky7 4 in Laptops & Notebooks

I think they are near brooksville PA, Supposedly a local priest killed a young girl in the town (by accident maybe?) and went crazy from the guilt, He fled into the woods and began to carve bible verse on the rocks. I don't know about the priest, But the rocks are REAL! i have seen them. there are about 20 or so huge stones (10' x 20')

Anyone know if the stories are true? and is there any significance to the order or location of the stones?

2007-02-09 00:14:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

A good title for a movie.

I also like the title of another thread of mine, `The Girl in the Peter Pan Collar`.

Is there any way of copyrighting titles???????? `cause I`ll want to use them in screenplays or short stories at some point.

2007-02-09 00:14:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

I have tried mayo, olive oil which kind of works, lice treatment from the store, tomato soup. None of them take them away. I spent three hours trying to get them out yesterday. But I can't seem to get them out. Help! What do I do? And What do I try?

2007-02-09 00:14:00 · 15 answers · asked by lilmisscheergirl1108 1 in Other - Health

Or am I just overreacting? Here's the deal last night my roommate comes in with his boyfriend and says," Look I got ***** a key" I just glared. My roommates significant other doen't pay rent and they haven't been going out a significant amount of time. I'm perturbed because you never know what exs are gonna do when they get mad and I don't give this relationship but until the end of the summer.

2007-02-09 00:13:53 · 9 answers · asked by Cool Guy With Long Hair 3 in Friends

I get them every morning and they stay with me for about half the day.. Ive had them for the past 5,6 years..its starting to get annoying because everyone thinks im on drugs or something..is there a way to get rid of them?

2007-02-09 00:13:50 · 17 answers · asked by IC4NDY_ 3 in Polls & Surveys

The broadband ADSL modem is kept at a distance of 40 meter from the PC. When connected, and if I check the network status, only data is seen sent and no data is being received. Is it something connected with the length of the cable?

2007-02-09 00:13:38 · 7 answers · asked by BKS 2 in Computer Networking

My husband been a way for 5 week. And I come back on Valentine's day. I want to make something special for as but do not know what. Can someone help. I just found out that I am 3 weeks pregnant. So I want to tell him that also that night. Please help. I am despret for help

2007-02-09 00:13:35 · 4 answers · asked by Lizel M 2 in Valentine's Day

2007-02-09 00:13:33 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

answer should base on micro economics

2007-02-09 00:13:28 · 2 answers · asked by Christine D 1 in Economics