Two statues stood in a city park: one female and the other male. These statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And with that command, the statues came to life. The two statues smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two statues giggling, bushes rustling, and twigs snapping.
After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling.
Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and asked the statues, "You still have fifteen minutes. Would you like to continue?"
The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"
Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure. But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on its head!"
2007-02-09 00:15:12 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks Russ,, you're my lovely man..
Anymore ? need more of yours daily..
2007-02-09 01:28:47 · answer #1 · answered by JUSS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, lol large for me, mate. Having done the desparate search for tissues amongst giggling passers-by I can definitely empathise with thise statues here... haha... and what about sea-gulls, it's time....
2007-02-09 00:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by steveb9458 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-02-09 00:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent - thank you
Happy Weekend!
2007-02-09 00:19:32 · answer #4 · answered by Bristol_Gal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool thought it was gonna be dirty but be careful the god squaders don't report you for miss use of the word angel the don't like religious joke!!
2007-02-09 00:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
old but gold, made me laugh 9 / 10
2007-02-09 01:26:40 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great, loved it. You know I never realised angels wore watches though !!!!!
2007-02-09 00:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by FRAN1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Hey ya! What else were they going to do!
2007-02-09 00:18:32 · answer #8 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gd i wasnt expecting dat
2007-02-09 00:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-09 00:19:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That was great.
2007-02-09 00:21:25 · answer #11 · answered by Cindarella R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋