All categories - 6 February 2007

A little boy was standing with his teacher in front of the blackboard which had a picture of a cow on it. ~The little boy asks...."What is that?" the teacher replies "A cow" then the little boy points at the udders and asks "What is that?" The teacher replies "Those are udders" then the little boy says..."Well my Daddy has only one!"

2007-02-06 05:05:25 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances to get pregnant?
She blew it both times.

2007-02-06 05:05:24 · 10 answers · asked by Lori 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 05:05:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-02-06 05:05:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cars & Transportation

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

2007-02-06 05:05:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

statistics

2007-02-06 05:05:20 · 11 answers · asked by chris v 1 in Law & Ethics

I need vmk code for stich hat. plz plz plz plz

2007-02-06 05:05:19 · 2 answers · asked by VaNe$$a 1 in Video & Online Games

Regarding disney princess party for daughter who wanted one although turning 12. Well it is actually a family party, no friends invited. Has younger female cousin invited. More tea party/dinner party. Combined princess and disney princess theme. Served chocolate covered strawberries , fruit salads and more mature menu. However cake was a castle. We did Bratz already. Actually we did a princess theme years ago just upgraded it this time.

2007-02-06 05:05:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Grade-Schooler

I have been talked to about the pyramid money making programs before and actually seen people make millions from them, but they always want you to invest hundreds of dollars upfront before you even join. Is there anyone out there who is doing really well in one of these programs and didn't have to hand over a huge chunk of cash upfront?

2007-02-06 05:05:14 · 5 answers · asked by threequarterbarrel 1 in Other - Business & Finance

circulating pumps that circulate the water. We alternate the pumps monthly. Would is be of any benefit to run them both at the same time? Or would it harm the pumps? The problem we are having is the apartments at either ends of the building are not getting enough hot water to heat the apartments. The temperature here has been record breaking low (110 degrees at night and only getting to 4 above in the day). What else can we do?

2007-02-06 05:05:13 · 3 answers · asked by Melissa :) 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I get mad when I have to deal with a bureaucracy of idiots! Trying to renew auto tags, the person tells you there is always one more thing you need, but can't really tell you what it is......urrggg.
A pet peeve of mine is going to any retailer, and not having prices displayed!

2007-02-06 05:05:04 · 26 answers · asked by Wood Smoke ~ Free2Bme! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 05:05:04 · 5 answers · asked by want2losewt 1 in Diet & Fitness

I want to prepare for mba entrance examinations such as cat, mat, gmat

2007-02-06 05:05:04 · 11 answers · asked by Rahul B 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I am shy but I try to not let that get in the way. I like sports, working out, helping others... I would probably be considered a "good girl" but what is it that I am doing wrong? I have never even been on a date or kissed. Everyone tells me that the right guy will come along just to wait. I am so tired of waiting. I want to be held and kissed and know that someone cares about me. I have tryed to get guys to hang out just as friends, but it always seems like they are busy. I know that they have things to do, but every time I plan something?... I feel like there is something wrong with me... I am not drop dead georgous, but I think I am pretty... I just don't get it... Can anyone help?

2007-02-06 05:04:56 · 17 answers · asked by canumoveitlkths 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-06 05:04:52 · 10 answers · asked by Cheri-pie 2 in Biology

me and my boyfriend are getting married here pretty soon and i am kinda nervous because his mom wants us to get married in North Richland Hills where she lives because she wants us to have a regular wedding and she is going to pay for it but my dad wanted us to get married in front of the justice of the peace so that it wouldnt cost so much. but isnt the brides family supposed to pay for the wedding??? but my parents cant they just bought a house and land and its going to cost them 750 dollars a month to pay for the house and the land so they cant pay for the wedding so is getting married and his mom paying for it right?????

2007-02-06 05:04:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

I'm sometimes white,
Although sometimes I'm black.
I take you there,
But never bring you back.
What am I?

2007-02-06 05:04:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-06 05:04:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-06 05:04:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

Millwall (FC)?

2007-02-06 05:04:38 · 3 answers · asked by urrrp 6 in Other - Football

I haven't made but $8,000 for this year (for a host of reasons, mostly due to illness) and was wondering if I even have to file having made so little.

What do I do?

2007-02-06 05:04:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

painting bathroom wall in winter. Air is very dry. 0% RH.

2007-02-06 05:04:31 · 1 answers · asked by DannyBoy 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

2007-02-06 05:04:31 · 8 answers · asked by YZ,I-C 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Past 3 years, I ve been shedding hairs and the density is very poor now. I am applying some stuffs like sidha( Kind of Auyurvedic). They ask me to tonsure and apply on the scalp. Cant go on tonsuring.. Its Boring.

2007-02-06 05:04:30 · 3 answers · asked by nana 2 in Men's Health

2007-02-06 05:04:30 · 12 answers · asked by Lady Linda's sugar momma 2 in Polls & Surveys

To defy court ruling of putting home up for aution while ex husband plans secret lean under old construction company name????

2007-02-06 05:04:29 · 9 answers · asked by sharpneedleinahaystack 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I had a bowl of raisin & spice oatmeal and a can of pineapple chunks. Original? No. Healthy? Yes. HAH!

2007-02-06 05:04:28 · 12 answers · asked by ~*Kim*~ 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-06 05:04:27 · 5 answers · asked by Myron T 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

Wanting to book my driving theory test and was just wondering if you pay when you book it or after you have taken it

2007-02-06 05:04:21 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration