I've heard it said that football, golf and snooker are.
which reminds me.......
a man is having an affair
he asks his best mate what to do.
his mate tells him to get some snooker chalk and
put some on various parts of his clothing and on his neck.
curious, he does as he is told.
he goes home to his wife in the small hours...
she has waited up, looking slightly angry
she asks him where he has been
and he is feeling guilty about his mistress so he spills the beans. "You know i love u hun, but i'm seeing another woman."
"LIAR" she screams, you've been playing bl**dy snooker!!"
2007-01-24
23:18:49
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