I've heard it said that football, golf and snooker are.
which reminds me.......
a man is having an affair
he asks his best mate what to do.
his mate tells him to get some snooker chalk and
put some on various parts of his clothing and on his neck.
curious, he does as he is told.
he goes home to his wife in the small hours...
she has waited up, looking slightly angry
she asks him where he has been
and he is feeling guilty about his mistress so he spills the beans. "You know i love u hun, but i'm seeing another woman."
"LIAR" she screams, you've been playing bl**dy snooker!!"
2007-01-24 23:18:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Loved it, I bow to you.
Nice 1.
Tink x
2007-01-28 03:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be... doubt it though heres one.
Why doesnt a single woman fart?
Cause they dont have arseholes till their married
Not that good heard a better one but ill get in **** 4 saying it.
Neways, hope while you read this your not missing out in much...... sex that is.
Have a good one xoxoxxoxoxoxo
2007-01-24 23:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by fi_beans90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!Im definatly spending more time on Q and A than i am having sex so maybe you are right!!! x
2007-01-24 23:51:19 · answer #3 · answered by jo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Maybe it's a snooker substitute.
2007-01-24 23:23:21 · answer #4 · answered by 👑 Hypocrite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no simply by fact plan b makes the uterus shed its lining so if the sprem does get to the egg it wont be waiting to attach itself on your uterus there for no infant. beginning controls take min 5 days to kick into your equipment and initiate working
2016-12-12 19:49:51 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent way out - especially if his lover was a teacher
2007-01-24 23:50:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ms Mat Urity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is for me. Sometimes though I get the impression it has a headache
2007-01-24 23:23:28 · answer #7 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IT may be to you
2007-01-24 23:22:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.By the way---- instead of thinking of England,I think up answers to questions, so its not instead of ,its as well as!
2007-01-24 23:27:10 · answer #9 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only for weirdos, and there are plenty of those about here.
2007-01-24 23:23:36 · answer #10 · answered by SOL SIREN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋