There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin. (Wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He's does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like: "Oo you lookin' at?"
Gabriel just goes: "You've got one up the duff, you have."
Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large.
"Stop dissin' me, yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!"
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Bacardi Breezers an' that.
She's like: "Ooright, Mary, I can proper feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. What wiv the extra benefits an' that."
Mary goes: "Yeah, s'pose you're right."
Anyway, there's the census y'knaaa? Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to twock a donkey an' go dahn Bethlehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop,
2007-01-21
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