There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin. (Wossat then?)
She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He's does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like: "Oo you lookin' at?"
Gabriel just goes: "You've got one up the duff, you have."
Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large.
"Stop dissin' me, yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!"
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself.
Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Bacardi Breezers an' that.
She's like: "Ooright, Mary, I can proper feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. What wiv the extra benefits an' that."
Mary goes: "Yeah, s'pose you're right."
Anyway, there's the census y'knaaa? Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to twock a donkey an' go dahn Bethlehem on that.
They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop,
2007-01-21 03:05:09 · 14 answers · asked by The Boss 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To have her bay-bee an' that.
But there ain't no room in the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like "Respect bay-bee Jesus", an' say they're wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: "If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' with this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas an' Burberry?"
It's all abaht to kick off when Gabriel turns up an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like: "The rozzers is coming an' they're killing all the bay-bees. You better nash of to Egypt."
Joe goes: "You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey."
Gabriel sez: "Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look-aht if you stay."
So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killing the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then they'yall go back to Nazaref and Jesus turns water to beer
2007-01-21 03:06:49 · update #1
LMAO!!! good one! chavs are sooo effing funny
2007-01-21 03:37:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R u dat Paul Carroll geezer dat wun all dat wonga on de lotto like, cuz I eared u wuz a bit like a vicar man. an dat wuz reely like goin in a cherch man innit, it wuz well wikked an tru.
2007-01-21 13:21:35 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm like well gonna gah tell diss to mah posse nah mate. cheers for da laffs - at was well wick innit mate!!
2007-01-21 17:01:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♪ Jackielynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im confused
2007-01-21 12:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sad thing is, there ARE actually people who speak like this.
2007-01-21 13:47:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the best I've heard today
2007-01-21 11:32:48 · answer #6 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget some fruit based drinks for us laydees....
2007-01-21 14:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad lol
2007-01-21 20:39:19 · answer #8 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a bit long but worth it,it was funny.well done.
2007-01-21 11:30:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL love it
2007-01-21 11:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋