All categories - 6 January 2007

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said.

So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.

Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.

The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."

The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

2007-01-06 23:00:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 23:00:18 · 3 answers · asked by locknkey 3 in United States

2007-01-06 23:00:12 · 3 answers · asked by denise 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-01-06 23:00:08 · 6 answers · asked by Lover of God 3 in Other - Politics & Government

What material is a the fireman's fire resistant uniform made of? AND WHY DO FIREMEN DIE IN FIRES EVEN THOUGH THEY WEAR THE PROTECTIVE SUIT?

2007-01-06 22:59:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Corporations

2007-01-06 22:59:51 · 2 answers · asked by runntelthat 1 in Computer Networking

What does the word Čajorije mean? its the title of a very popular gypsy macedonian song, that featured in Borat

2007-01-06 22:59:46 · 1 answers · asked by Dal D 1 in Languages

He has plans to visit his friend and his going on his own. We are try ing to put this back together again after afew rows. But I'm am feeling anxious.. Can't talk about it again as we will end up arguing.

2007-01-06 22:59:44 · 10 answers · asked by Sani 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

yumm.. I love tamarind soups and shrimp and I am obviously running out of ideas for questions today...

2007-01-06 22:59:41 · 3 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

The Colts D is beginning to get healthy again! They have Bob Sanders, Nick Harper, Jason David and Antoine Bethea back. I think that really helped them against Kansas City. Most would agree that Bob Sanders is a difference maker for the Colts. He only played 4 games during the regular season. If the Colts Defense is healthy they win the superbowl. Because a healthy Colts Defense is a defense that makes tackles, creates turnovers and changes the gameplan for alot of opposing coaches. Alot of people say negative things about the Colts D, but even though they are last in the league against the run (because they gave up most of the rushing yards when they where forced to use 4th and 5th string defensive backs and safeties) They rank 2nd in the NFL against the pass. What I see is alot of teams trying to run the ball and having to change their scheme. And Baltimore or San Diego is no exception. They will try to run run run. And end up like Kansas City did yesterday.

2007-01-06 22:59:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

i have quite a big room but i want to make it cosy and pretty without buying anything as i have no cash.
i want to make it look different too.

any ideas??

2007-01-06 22:59:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

How do you prefer you orange juice?

2007-01-06 22:59:16 · 3 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 22:59:10 · 7 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

i am 24 i sleep with a lot of prostitutes, because i cant get any, but that is not the point, how good are condoms on stopping std,s, because i have had sex with many, its not buy choice ita them or nothing, so if i use a condom with straight sex, will it stop std,s.

2007-01-06 22:59:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2007-01-06 22:58:57 · 7 answers · asked by lizzalicious 2 in Movies

I think it was fake. I mean, theres NO full proof of the MOON. the chunks, nothing! Like we got rocks, but you know what? Rocks are found on earth to right?? How can you tell me the story or just evidnce? I really want to know, i mean in science class, we talk about the moon ALOT! But im just not convinced..please help?

2007-01-06 22:58:53 · 17 answers · asked by M 3 in Astronomy & Space

Surely it is to not exist: Douglas Gaskings 'proof':

1. The creation of the world is the most marvelous achievement imaginable.
2. The merit of an achievement is the product of its intrinsic quality, and the ability of its creator.
3. The greater the disability (or handicap) of the creator, the more impressive the achievement.
4. The most formidable handicap for a creator would be non-existence.
5. Therefore if we suppose that the universe is the product of an existent creator we can conceive a greater being - namely, one who created everything whilst not existing.
6. An existing God therefore would not be a being greater than which a greater cannot be conceived because of an even more formidable and incredible creator would be a God which did not exist.
7. Ergo. God does not exist.

2007-01-06 22:58:50 · 21 answers · asked by gbiaki 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-06 22:58:42 · 10 answers · asked by toothlesscrone 2 in Injuries

2007-01-06 22:58:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I would love an occupation that deals with babies in hospital environments. And what is the name of the type of nurse that takes care of the babies in the room where all the newborn babies are in one room and you can look at them from a window?

2007-01-06 22:58:19 · 4 answers · asked by Ann 3 in Newborn & Baby

A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little
Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It
appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador
Retriever.

When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied
around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog
was walking so gingerly.

Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine
you have there, son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you
tied that rope around his neck."

"Yes," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."

2007-01-06 22:57:58 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

At CERN (this year) the search for the last remaining particle in underway. If discovered or when discovered I should say, then how the Universe was created will be explained. Does this mean that first Nature then Religion and finally Science is true?

2007-01-06 22:57:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

I'm too lazy to go to the shop and buy some Rennies. I need a quick fix

2007-01-06 22:57:18 · 21 answers · asked by mohammedmirza25 1 in Other - Health

we have shared interest and he asked me to go out to this shared interest event with him.He also said he would pay.If a guy does this and asks me to have a bet with him but says if i lose he'll still share half the alcohol with me what does this mean?is he looking for more and is he being subtle or am i just blind?

2007-01-06 22:57:11 · 6 answers · asked by debra 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-06 22:57:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Does trimming and shaving intimates parts made me gay? I cry a lot now of this fact.

2007-01-06 22:56:30 · 18 answers · asked by Intrusivosity With Medium Doubt 6 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender