There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said.
So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
2007-01-06 23:00:30 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha thats good very funny didnt c that coming 10/10
2007-01-06 23:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-07 07:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny 10 out 10 lol
2007-01-07 07:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg! lol, much better than the other construction worker jokes.
2007-01-07 07:03:33 · answer #4 · answered by fire dragon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a joke
2007-01-07 07:07:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
liking it
very funny
you did good
2007-01-07 07:05:22 · answer #6 · answered by marckendrick1975 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha... and 2 more points for me
2007-01-07 07:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by fairmiss 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the oldies are the best
2007-01-07 07:03:20 · answer #8 · answered by top cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very good
2007-01-07 07:07:26 · answer #9 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it alot
2007-01-07 07:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by Gabba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋