A man was walking on the sidewalk and noticed up ahead that Little
Johnny was wearing a red fireman's hat and sitting in a red wagon. It
appeared that the wagon was being pulled slowly by a large Labrador
Retriever.
When he got closer to the lad, he noticed that Johnny had a rope tied
around the dog's testicles, which probably accounted for why the dog
was walking so gingerly.
Smiling, he spoke to the little boy, "That's really a nice fire engine
you have there, son. But I'll bet the dog would pull you faster if you
tied that rope around his neck."
"Yes," Johnny replied, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."
2007-01-06 22:57:58 · 17 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if they gave points for jokes you would get 100
2007-01-06 23:04:44 · answer #1 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-06 22:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
poor doggy
naughty Johnny
2007-01-06 23:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant,
2007-01-06 23:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Johnny seems so adorable!And great joke!
2007-01-06 22:59:48 · answer #5 · answered by Jayden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jonny approves. Very funny.
2007-01-06 22:59:20 · answer #6 · answered by Jonny 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave the boy alone man he knows what he is doing 10/10
2007-01-07 00:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny little johnny is alway doing something smart
2007-01-06 23:06:23 · answer #8 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-06 23:10:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-01-07 06:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋