1.
grandfather: do u know, i could tell every president's name of the united state without any mistake in my good old student life?
grandson:yes, u could! Cause there was only 3 president that time!!
2.
passenger:why did u stopped the car?
driver: we ra out of gas!!we can't go any forward!!
passenger:okey, then let's go backward to home!!
3.
:did u watered the plants today?
:no, it was raining!
:then why didn't u wear a rain coat to water the plants??
4.
:yesterday, u came to rob my store, i caught u and forgived u!! THEN U CAME BACK AGAIN??
:i couldnot help!! THE DOOR WAS SAYING "thank you, please come again!!"
5.
1st begger: if u win a lottary, what would u do first??
2nd begger: i'd buy a scooter!! i am tird of begging by walking!!
6.
:can u tell me when did the 1st world war happened??
:Before the 2nd world war!!
7.
:waiter, there's a fly on my tea!!
:yeah, great swimmer, isn't it??
HOPE U ALL UNDERSTAND THESE 7!!
2006-12-28
21:51:37
·
9 answers
·
asked by
Annoymous
3
in
Jokes & Riddles