1.
grandfather: do u know, i could tell every president's name of the united state without any mistake in my good old student life?
grandson:yes, u could! Cause there was only 3 president that time!!
2.
passenger:why did u stopped the car?
driver: we ra out of gas!!we can't go any forward!!
passenger:okey, then let's go backward to home!!
3.
:did u watered the plants today?
:no, it was raining!
:then why didn't u wear a rain coat to water the plants??
4.
:yesterday, u came to rob my store, i caught u and forgived u!! THEN U CAME BACK AGAIN??
:i couldnot help!! THE DOOR WAS SAYING "thank you, please come again!!"
5.
1st begger: if u win a lottary, what would u do first??
2nd begger: i'd buy a scooter!! i am tird of begging by walking!!
6.
:can u tell me when did the 1st world war happened??
:Before the 2nd world war!!
7.
:waiter, there's a fly on my tea!!
:yeah, great swimmer, isn't it??
HOPE U ALL UNDERSTAND THESE 7!!
2006-12-28 21:51:37 · 9 answers · asked by Annoymous 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes. I understood all of them.
2006-12-28 21:55:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive understand it,my rating is 10/10
2006-12-28 21:57:38 · answer #2 · answered by ralphtae 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mate! ur a fu ck in gem, get signed up by someone, quick, PMSL.
2006-12-28 21:58:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hahahaha i am laughing so much its so funny i gotta note it down my copy keep it up lol hahahha i gotta go.
2006-12-28 22:04:48 · answer #4 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-12-28 22:05:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So did i and i thought they weren't even funny!!!!!
2006-12-28 22:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Ch!cks b4 D!cks anyday!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. Pretty funny. 8/10. Thanks for the laughs!
2006-12-28 22:26:56 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup. i understood all of them
2006-12-29 02:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
2006-12-28 22:08:38 · answer #9 · answered by justwannaknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋