All categories - 14 December 2006

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?"

The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped."

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!"

2006-12-14 16:36:51 · 10 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Jokes & Riddles

, but after I give her my number to call me, she doesn't. Does that mean she is just teasing or she is just scared. Thanks.

2006-12-14 16:36:40 · 13 answers · asked by William H 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-14 16:36:38 · 8 answers · asked by brendon_ee 1 in Music

f..............k war

2006-12-14 16:36:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Since my daughter is only 12 years old I decided that she too young to have a tablet pc and that the only thing she is going to get is a normal laptop(a good kind though). So...now I am getting it! But I need to know how much it costs first. Though I don't know what brand I should get it either?

2006-12-14 16:36:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

what kind of flowers wud any girl like if she is going on a first date with sb whom she met on myspace...i dont want to look desperate but i really like her so i want the date to be her dream date...plz gurls help

2006-12-14 16:36:13 · 13 answers · asked by J D 1 in Singles & Dating

Eden.

2006-12-14 16:36:10 · 17 answers · asked by ubuntu 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-14 16:36:04 · 9 answers · asked by eufemio58 1 in Monitors

I am looking for a evening or weekend class to teach me the basics of auto maintenance and repair, but I haven't had much luck searching on the web. It should be in or near Boston, and preferably accessible by public transit. Thanks!

2006-12-14 16:35:56 · 4 answers · asked by mário 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Is it possible to have sex and possibly be pregnant, but get your period 3 days later that wasn't as heavy or too light for 7 days? I was just wondering.

2006-12-14 16:35:56 · 13 answers · asked by digitalgirl0607 1 in Women's Health

2006-12-14 16:35:43 · 12 answers · asked by Joe 3 in Martial Arts

2006-12-14 16:35:35 · 23 answers · asked by   5 in Polls & Surveys

When you see a guy on TV or video games being tough, like Snake in Metal Gear, or Rambo in the 'Rambo' series, how old do you picture him as being? Not specific people, just the genre. And also, about how old are you?

2006-12-14 16:35:30 · 16 answers · asked by Tyrone 2 in Polls & Surveys

Preferably FREE.

2006-12-14 16:35:28 · 7 answers · asked by kma327 1 in Music

2006-12-14 16:35:27 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2 in Portugal

2006-12-14 16:35:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-14 16:35:18 · 5 answers · asked by juddy m 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

I understand that conservative values include localized control and individual responsibility, so why do many people who identify as conservative or coming from the right wing oppose labor unions? When workers organize, they are taking control of their own lives on a basic community level. Please help me understand this philosophy.

2006-12-14 16:35:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I want to divorce my husband. I think he is an asshole. He is always mentally and sometimes physically abusive to me. I told him to get out,but he won't leave. Then I told him I am moving out of state;he told me I would not see my children 6 months out of the year.I think I take better care of the kids than he does,anyway. His mother really doesn't like me anyway so she helps him anyway she can. I do not want him in my life anymore,but I know his mother will influence him to get joint custody because she is a big fat ***** from hell. So much has happened to us;I really don't want go to counseling. I have tried with him. I want my children to stay with me.Because the longer I live with him,I feel like a walking contradiction. What should I do?

2006-12-14 16:35:09 · 18 answers · asked by Skl 2 in Marriage & Divorce

Mine seems to stall out at times, forcing me to watch a commercial that I'd like to just pass over.

2006-12-14 16:35:08 · 2 answers · asked by logan2012 1 in TiVO & DVRs

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."

The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."

The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."

The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."

The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"

The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

2006-12-14 16:35:03 · 5 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i think its either:
1. Phileas Fogg
2. Passepartout

2006-12-14 16:35:01 · 4 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Homework Help

2006-12-14 16:35:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

My idea of a great supper would be turnip greens, fried chicken cornbread, mash potatos, broccoli and cheese, wild rice, mac and cheese, iced tea, and a slice of hummingbird cake for dessert.
Mmm, I can't wait till Christmas dinner at Mom's house!

2006-12-14 16:34:53 · 10 answers · asked by Manx 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have owned a Doberman in the past and was thinking about getting a dog soon. I was just looking for information on owning Doberman's and their abality and difficulty to be trained.

2006-12-14 16:34:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

Just saw the commercial this morning. What load. Has anyone actually ordered this? I read they ask for $70 and this guy is a millionaire and on top of that he was exposed as a fraud and people still give him money

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV90zKd_SaU

http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/miracle_spring_water/

2006-12-14 16:34:37 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-14 16:34:30 · 4 answers · asked by minjong k 2 in Newborn & Baby

Anybody seen Mel Gibson's new film "Apocalypto"? What did you think? Did you mind reading subtitles for 2 hours?

2006-12-14 16:34:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

What is the taboo (may not do or say when during Chinese Lunar New Year) ?

2006-12-14 16:34:29 · 3 answers · asked by angon_mouse 1 in Mythology & Folklore