There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
2006-12-14 16:35:03 · 5 answers · asked by texasblueslady 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like a poor excuse for a priest ...
2006-12-14 16:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by Minmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish all priest's had a sense of humor like this one. Great.
2006-12-15 00:41:46 · answer #2 · answered by Jaded 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the preist worked there too long and hade enough if peoples troubles
2006-12-15 00:45:47 · answer #3 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha any cure for the bow legged walk??
2006-12-15 00:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think it is funny,but my friend thinks that it is not funny.
2006-12-15 01:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋