I've gotten a few e-mails asking me how I would handle certain situations. Well I will give you all advice. When your Chick asks you a ridiculous question such as "Am I fat", "Have I gained weight" or "Why can't I fit these jeans anymore". The one thing you must remember is never to answer, because no matter what you answer, they will turn into psychotic monsters anyway, though we all know the answer is "Yes, Your a Fatass". What you should do is tell her to turn around so her butt is facing you, then sneak out, head to the nearest bar and get plastered. Then when you get home you'll be so hammered that whatever she complains and whines about, you won't remember it in the morning, saving you an extra headache. That is how you should handle those situations, any comments?
2006-12-13
02:49:59
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