All categories - 29 November 2006

can anyone plz explain what both functions do?

2006-11-29 18:23:05 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Who are considered to be the Caucasian rebels in this novel? My point to answer is "describe the relationship between Russians and the Caucasian rebels." Maybe I am confusing the rebels with the Caucasian peoples, who I also need to talk about in my paper.

2006-11-29 18:23:01 · 1 answers · asked by ♥Rabeka♦ 2 in Books & Authors

2006-11-29 18:23:00 · 5 answers · asked by Michael Robert R 1 in Polls & Surveys

Here are some methods to catch and kill a lion
Some of these are related to Indian celebrities
So Indians can understand well...
Others sorry....

Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction.
Implies you caught lion.


Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and
will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to
Lion.

Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its
a lion.

Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
itself.

Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while
it's sleeping !

Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second
lion loves the 2nd
lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15
yrs, then also
u wont !

Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic
location.

Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables
continuously.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders

2006-11-29 18:22:51 · 26 answers · asked by keekee 1 in Jokes & Riddles

'I AM NOT SCARED OF DEATH,BUT OF LIFE. I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE KNIFE IN THE HANDS OF A KILLER BUT OF THE WICKET THOUGHTS IN A MAN'S MIND"---TELUGU AND HINDI POET BYRAGI.

2006-11-29 18:22:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ok is it ok that i cant see a doc for a month or so..if i sound un sure about thing sorry im 17 i had my first when i was 15 and my mom helped me through all th questions now i live on my own so im a lil confused.

2006-11-29 18:22:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i like this guy who is married.it seems like every time we meet socially he is into me but doesn't say anything yet.i am confused.i don't know what to do.please advice.

2006-11-29 18:22:40 · 2 answers · asked by emily h 1 in Friends

what do you usually feel within this period? thanks!

2006-11-29 18:22:32 · 14 answers · asked by mysweetart18 1 in Pregnancy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J3rAcVdDks

2006-11-29 18:22:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-29 18:22:25 · 4 answers · asked by Shawna M 1 in Birds

It's a little scary when this happens and it's starting to become a distraction which is not good since she loves giving and I love receiving.

2006-11-29 18:22:17 · 8 answers · asked by Clayton B 2 in Marriage & Divorce

It's set in WWII, and a boy finds a downed German bomber, with some dead crew aboard, and hides it's whereabouts from everyone. Somehow ends up using one of the machine guns from the plane. Just can't remember the title, and is driving me mad, any help would be appreciated...

2006-11-29 18:22:06 · 6 answers · asked by Dumbledore 3 in Books & Authors

City Councilman in New York City, Had an interview with Sean Hannity in which sean rightfully called the man a racist(hes an African american that is a racist toward whites) and a man promoting violence against police officers. How does he remain in office? Didnt the republicans loose for accepting moeny... this guy is actually promoting hatred and violence... And yet he remains in office?

2006-11-29 18:22:04 · 3 answers · asked by Jesse T 1 in Law & Ethics

I live in South Africa and we are a bit behind in the Grey's Anatomy series and i have finished watching season 2 and now i want to watch Season 3....so if there is a site where i can download full free episodes of season 3 please let me know!!!!!it will be much appreciated...i am desperate!

2006-11-29 18:21:53 · 7 answers · asked by nikplowman 2 in Television

Needed for further explanation.

2006-11-29 18:21:49 · 3 answers · asked by padma s 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-29 18:21:48 · 12 answers · asked by Robin 2 in Other - Dining Out

2006-11-29 18:21:43 · 5 answers · asked by kullappa k 1 in Buying & Selling

Here's a story...
This guy I know is my best friend.
I love him.
He loves me.
Of course, the nice story doesn't end there. I'm only 14- my parents said I could date this specific guy when I was 15. (Just cause he's really a great guy- my parents agree and have met him several times)That happens in 5 months. The problem is that I'm not sure my parents will really let us "date" when I'm 15. (I think that includes being able to go to movies without my brother inbetween, holding hands, kissing sometimes (not constantly)... Occasional dinner...etc.) Is that too much to ask at this age? The guy is 16, super respectful, and has shown it by his patience... He's already been waiting to be able to date me for about a year and 2 months. I've known him for like a year and a half. What do you think is appropriate? (A little about me: I'm 14- But don't let numbers fool you- I'm Sophmore in Algebra 2, top of my class. I'm extremely mature and have so far have a good relationship with my parents.)

2006-11-29 18:21:37 · 9 answers · asked by Lauren 2 in Adolescent

2006-11-29 18:21:21 · 4 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Women's Health

I'm talking about catchin a nice buzz and listening to "Spell bound" by Robin Trower or "Freeway jam" by Jeff beck.
Or, for when you are really feeling mellow, "In the beginning" by Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

2006-11-29 18:21:16 · 6 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Music

I had a vet bill from last April. The bill was $489.00. I paid $100.00 at the time of service. I didn'nt make another payment till aug. The bill is paided off now, but they had turned it over to a bill collecter in aug. I never delt with the collecter, sent my payments to the vet, Now the collection agency say's I owe them $220.00 plus. And they say it will continue to go up if not paid, I did sign a contract at the vet's office that I would be responsible for any cost if it goes to collection, but this sounds illigal. They say I will also have to pay for lawyer and court fee's if it goes to court. Thanks for any helpful answers. Jo

2006-11-29 18:21:15 · 5 answers · asked by jowill22 1 in Other - Society & Culture

What are some other career options that these majors lead up to, just in case I don't make it into grad school?

2006-11-29 18:21:07 · 5 answers · asked by crazyjen 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-11-29 18:20:58 · 1 answers · asked by jho 1 in Teaching

2006-11-29 18:20:54 · 2 answers · asked by tulip 2 in Music

2006-11-29 18:20:49 · 25 answers · asked by Jonny Neumonic 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Im only trying to help them get their just rewards!!!

2006-11-29 18:20:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

ggrrrr..... mine is biting my azzz !...

this stupid office chair !....

hehehe :)

2006-11-29 18:20:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont get why life has to be so difficult. You go through so much in life and who knows if you will even live to see tomorrow. Whats the point?

2006-11-29 18:20:15 · 23 answers · asked by Mia21 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

what is the website everyone is talking about where britney spears is flashing

2006-11-29 18:20:05 · 3 answers · asked by julibooboo 2 in Celebrities