Here are some methods to catch and kill a lion
Some of these are related to Indian celebrities
So Indians can understand well...
Others sorry....
Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
run faster and
will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven
that its a Lion.
If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will
upgrade it to
Lion.
Indian Police Method:
catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
accept that its
a lion.
Rajnikanth Method :
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
anytime.
The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
itself.
Jayalalitha Method:
Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and
kill it, while
it's sleeping !
Manirathnam Method (director):
Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the
lion in a dark
room with a single candle lighted.
Keep murmuring something in its ears.
The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.
Karan Johar Method (director):
Send a lioness into the forest.
Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
another lion.
First lion loves the first lioness and the second
lion loves the 2nd
lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
Now send another lioness(third) into the forest.
You don't understand right... ok....read it after 15
yrs, then also
u wont !
Yash Chopra method (director):
Take the lion to Australia or US.. and kill it in a
good scenic
location.
Govinda method:
Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.
Menaka Gandhi method:
save the lion from a danger and feed him with some
vegetables
continuously.
George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him!!!
Ravi Shastri method:
Ask the lion to bowl at u.
U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run
Lion tired and surrenders
2006-11-29 18:22:51 · 26 answers · asked by keekee 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i didnt read all of them just the one about bush stuck out
2006-11-29 18:26:02 · answer #1 · answered by Aaron m420 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You forgot the French method:
Set up a wall around yourself, and when the lion gets through, surrender to it and be ruled by the lion until the Americans kill it.
And the Hitler method:
Attack it with everything you have and appear to be winning, and when you lose, shoot yourself before the lion kills you.
2006-11-29 18:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by Macho-man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 7/10
2006-11-29 18:49:57 · answer #3 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had read the joke before but it is evergreen... you get 9/10.
Police method and software engineers method were realistic.
2006-11-30 10:07:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty cool id give it a 8 out of 10
2006-11-29 18:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by kameo_44 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 10/10
2006-11-30 16:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hheheheheheheheh nice 1
2006-11-29 21:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by umesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
most of it was good but some were quite boring wud give it 9/10
2006-11-29 22:54:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were cool, dude. I will rate it 8/10.
2006-11-29 20:24:44 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would rate it 9/10
2006-11-29 22:41:04 · answer #10 · answered by hello987 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the indian police method is the best
2006-11-29 18:27:49 · answer #11 · answered by kiran m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋