All categories - 22 November 2006

Why do the Aussies have such a funny accent? I know that he meant, "You came today?", but it sounded.....creepy.

2006-11-22 03:48:58 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

i have blue eyes and lves blonds ithink there sexey

2006-11-22 03:48:58 · 7 answers · asked by Austin B 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-22 03:48:43 · 2 answers · asked by wansr51 1 in Words & Wordplay

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."
Bush watches as the Queen phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."
"Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"
Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.
He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem. "Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"

2006-11-22 03:48:36 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Example: doing your work in the full swing and in style success..@..got a smile from beautiful lady or handsome guy....

2006-11-22 03:48:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2006-11-22 03:48:31 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

It feels like I am going round in circles. I don't actually drink that much - between 1-3 times a week, and usually the equvilent to about 8 pints at a time. I rarely drink in the morning, its usually after 2pm. I drink alone once a week or so, but more times its when I'm down the pub. I have trouble stopping once I've had that first drink. I do get bad cravings, right now I feel like I need a drink. Most of the time I can ignore the craving, but I'm struggling to go any more than 3 days without a drink. In the past, I have managed 14 weeks with a drink. My mum is a recovering alcoholic, so I don't know wether I've just inherited the genetic tendency towards alcoholism or if I'm making a big fuss cos I'm more aware of it in general. I cant go to AA meetings as my overprotective husband doesn't think I have a problem. I go through phases of heavy drinking, usually when I'm depressed (got diagnosed with depression 6 years ago after I got raped).
How can I tell if I need to stop?

2006-11-22 03:48:29 · 29 answers · asked by Beauty 2 in Other - Diseases

2006-11-22 03:48:26 · 6 answers · asked by Betty 1 in Polls & Surveys

Could this be a bad thing?

They both have the same dark hair, dark eyes and olive skin. Both are drop-dead gorgeous with great figures but sometimes when I look at her, I see my ex staring back at me!

2006-11-22 03:48:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Be specific and add details.

2006-11-22 03:48:24 · 13 answers · asked by Chelsii 2 in Other - Sports

John Major, Neil Hamilton, Jeffery Archer, Johnathan Atkin, Or Suffolk County Council. Or as the Norwegian Government called him DRITTSEKK

2006-11-22 03:48:16 · 10 answers · asked by donald3743 1 in Politics

u know how the chemical formula of water is H2O? well, wat if i want to make the 2 smaller next to the H so it looks more like the formula? how do i do that on Microsoft Word or Powerpoint? also, how do i write the number smaller but above the word like - volume = cm ^3. isnt there a way to write the 3 smaller and above the cm?

2006-11-22 03:48:14 · 10 answers · asked by amandac 3 in Other - Computers

Im going to a community college, but I dont know if ill be able to afford the other 2 years of college at a university. its 30,000 a year at that place, then i might finish my education off at cornell for a masters. but i dont know if ill be able to afford all of it......:(.

Can anyone help me?

2006-11-22 03:48:12 · 5 answers · asked by awall71688 1 in Financial Aid

have african cichlids. one hasnt eaten in 4 days now. Some of them like to move rocks and it almost looks like its got a mouth full of rocks but i really dont think anything is in its mouth. It WONT open its mouth for anything and is displaying very vivid colors and is being extra territorial. Whats wrong with my fish?

2006-11-22 03:48:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

2006-11-22 03:47:59 · 2 answers · asked by Papa w 1 in Friends

2006-11-22 03:47:50 · 9 answers · asked by SallyJo K 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I see the word "cuz" instead of "because"...."plz" instead of "please". It is so sad. So very sad, that in this day and time and country, no one seems to be able to speak english properly and spell words out properly. I understand slang, I used it in the 70's and 80's....but I never used it when I addressed someone, or talked to someone on a business level or assisting level. I used it amongst my friends in a casual atmosphere.
There are third world countries where poeple die trying to get to school to learn how to read and write.
I don't know, maybe I am just getting old. :-) and it is making me cranky. But it any one else feels this way, it would make me feel better...not so old and not so cranky.

2006-11-22 03:47:48 · 23 answers · asked by megabites42 3 in Words & Wordplay

my boyfriend kinda of likes to drink alot and im gettin kinda sick of it... i mean its ok to drink once in a while but its like he wants to every chance he gets... and i dont like it cuz 1/2 the time im not with him.... what should i do ?!?!

2006-11-22 03:47:44 · 19 answers · asked by just ask me 1 in Singles & Dating

I have knowledge in electronics, computers, art, music, or food-related. Those are the industries I would probably have a good feel for. I don't know where to begin looking for a wholesaler or distributor. I would be starting very small, less than $1000 inventory. I will be selling online. When you do google searches most of the stuff you find is bull$hit to ensnare people into get-rich-quick-schemes.

If you have experience buying wholesale and selling retail online, I would appreciate input.

2006-11-22 03:47:42 · 3 answers · asked by martin h 6 in Small Business

2006-11-22 03:47:41 · 32 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have seen them be really mean to customers.

2006-11-22 03:47:37 · 17 answers · asked by Aspiring Cook 2 in Corporations

I was once crazy about my boyfriend, but now I find a lot of the things he does to be very irritating. I am just not tolerant enough? He is a wonderful guy but I have trouble getting past these little things. Help!

2006-11-22 03:47:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am looking for a reasonably priced Banjo, is there a good website? My husband wants one and I don't want to spend too much money until I know he really likes playing it.

Thanks for looking

2006-11-22 03:47:30 · 7 answers · asked by KnitOneCurseOne 3 in Music

2006-11-22 03:47:29 · 1 answers · asked by mnbvcxz 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-11-22 03:47:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-22 03:47:24 · 6 answers · asked by Tim W 1 in Add-ons

A very mundane question.. that hopefully will not get reported..

2006-11-22 03:47:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

examples: if someone plays football that automatically makes them a jock, if someone's in band that makes them a geek, a member of the chess club a nerd ect.

2006-11-22 03:47:17 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Brown Eyed Girl ♥ 5 in Etiquette