All categories - 19 November 2006

A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )
was explaining marketing concepts to
the Students:-




1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:



"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's
Direct Marketing



2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.








One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:








"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's
Advertising

















3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her








telephone number. The next day, you call and say:








"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing

















4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and








straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:









By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

















5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and








says:








You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's B rand Recognition

















6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:








I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.








- That's Customer Feedback



















7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:








"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.








- That's demand and supply gap



















8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"








and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share



















9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before








you say:








"I'm rich, Marry me!" &your wife arrives. -

That's restriction for entering new markets

2006-11-19 08:42:03 · 6 answers · asked by Chocogal 7 in Jokes & Riddles

seriosly,this is 4 the guys who just date the gurlz that wear pounds of makeup and act like the world revovles around them.wat du u c in them?

2006-11-19 08:41:57 · 7 answers · asked by Tay 1 in Singles & Dating

how can i make a wick and fire cracker out of household ingrediants. any ideas are appreaciated.

2006-11-19 08:41:49 · 7 answers · asked by John S 1 in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I have been taking Chantix for 11 days now and stopped smoking on day 8. So far this medication is a miracle! It has almost completeIy taken away every physical addiction/withdrawal symptom. I am still dealing with the mental part, but its easier as well. Just have to break the routines and habits. I havent had any terrible side effects yet, mostly a bit more tired than usual, a strange taste in my mouth and I have been having some really vivid, wild dreams. My husband started the same day, and it does upset his stomach, but thats his only complaint. Would love to hear from others about your experience, your results and side effects if any.

2006-11-19 08:41:47 · 1 answers · asked by laneylou 2 in Other - Health

Just the Church during that time in general.

2006-11-19 08:41:41 · 3 answers · asked by theholyangelknight 1 in History

2006-11-19 08:41:32 · 6 answers · asked by Kristina 2 in Homework Help

Anywhere but church and online. Theyre off my list. Any other suggestions? Im 25 and tired of meeting loser guys.

2006-11-19 08:41:29 · 6 answers · asked by Kisses 2 in Singles & Dating

http://www.purephotoshop.com/uploads/fairy_eyes.jpg
http://www.tcp.com/~mary/jodie6.jpg
http://www.tcp.com/~mary/face.html

these are of the same race. haha i'm not racist! :P hope these are more easily rated

2006-11-19 08:41:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-19 08:41:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I am building a large outside pen for my Greek Tortoises and need to know if it is ok to have these plants in there.

2006-11-19 08:41:21 · 2 answers · asked by rkohr 1 in Reptiles

okay , i am still in my late teens, however, i suffer from a little blemish and pimples occassionally. but i was wondering, when you get older like in your late 20's, will you still have to deal with acne, or will it eventually go away? also is it true if u fast (fruit) it will cleanse and detox ur body, making ur skin better?

2006-11-19 08:41:20 · 2 answers · asked by vernoica 2 in Skin Conditions

2006-11-19 08:41:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

A) S-H
B) H-I
C) H-Cl
D) H-H
E) Br-H

2006-11-19 08:41:12 · 4 answers · asked by ruby 2 in Chemistry

My hair is really thick, poofy, and frizzy. I usually end up straightening it. How do I make it look cute when its curly? I'm willing to buy products for it. I cant stand my hair! Any suggestions would help. Thanks

2006-11-19 08:41:11 · 12 answers · asked by lindsay 2 in Hair

I'm a 360 owner and was just looking up my rival the PS3. And I was wondering whether the blue-ray optical drive is any good. I know it can play high-def movies and read discs with a huge amounts of data. But is it that great??

2006-11-19 08:41:10 · 4 answers · asked by micah_09 4 in Video & Online Games

They looked under her dress and found 200 pounds of crack!

2006-11-19 08:41:09 · 4 answers · asked by tumbleweed1954 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-19 08:41:03 · 11 answers · asked by kiedokl 2 in Geography

??

2006-11-19 08:40:52 · 12 answers · asked by Brianna T 3 in Singles & Dating

for a takeaway at our local Indian resturant. The voice said hello what are you being wanting please. I said i would like a kebab please, what have you got. He answered i am having lamb, beef and chicken, please thankyou sir!. I said sounds good, tell me do you deliver. No he said only lamb, beef and chicken !!!!

2006-11-19 08:40:44 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

but every night i feel the urge to run about outside naked,climb trees and bring home rodents to eat.I dont see many other people doing this but i just cant get enough of the furry little things.I even eat the tails.Now i no its not illegal but do you think i may have a vitamin deficiancy?

2006-11-19 08:40:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

My wife got her last period on oct 13th. She is on a 33 day cycle. So she was supposed to have gotten her next period on nov 15th. We had sex on oct 20th and oce 28th. I wore a condom both times and I'm almost positive they didn't break. (We checked afterwards to confirm.)She ovulated normally and was getting all the symptoms of her period. She took a pregnancy test on nov 16th and nov 18th and they both came back negative. (we used E.P.T.) Now she is starting to get a mucusy-discharge from her vagina. Anyone know what the hell is going on?????

2006-11-19 08:40:41 · 4 answers · asked by Joe 2 in Pregnancy

on a math test, the average for the score of 18 boys was a (as in the variable a... not A), and the average for the 19 girls was b (same thing... VARIABLE b). The whole class average was c.

2006-11-19 08:40:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

i broke up with my boyfriend and let's just say it wasn't mutual. i broke up with him because i felt a relationship should consist of two ppl who truly love each other and i didn't have those feelings for him anymore so i decided to break up with him. now we're just friends but he's really depressed nowadays that it's really bugging me. pleaz tell me of anything that can cheer him up?

2006-11-19 08:40:32 · 10 answers · asked by Liz 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-11-19 08:40:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toys

Whats good? Whats bad?

2006-11-19 08:40:16 · 4 answers · asked by Spac 2 in Other - United States

2006-11-19 08:40:15 · 29 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a question. About three weeks ago I had sex with my boyfriend. Im on the pill and I always take it at the same time. We had sex that weekend and on that monday I got my wisdom teeth out. The knocked me out completly for the procedure and put me on hydroconie, percaset, and another anitbiotic after that. I continued taking my pills as usual and the antibiotics. My period was suppose to come 10 days ago and didn't. The only thing I had was some brown discharge in my underware the day before I was suppose to have my period. I took 5 different pregnancy tests---the 5 day before your period one and then I took one this morning also. They all came out negative. I don't have any signs of being pregnant--Im a little more tired than usual but that's about it. What do you think caused my missed period? Im really really freaking out and have probably spent over $100 on pregnancy tests but they all came out negative. Please help with any advice you may have!!!

2006-11-19 08:40:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

Does anyone know of any motocross tracks or trails that are in illinois, nearest to Schaumburg?

2006-11-19 08:40:04 · 2 answers · asked by Matt 3 in Motorcycles

I've liked this boy for 2 years and he got expelled and when he came back all these old feelings came rushing back and it hurts me when I see him with these 2 other girls. And I've been crying over him all this week, and I know he'll never like me bcuz I'm not popular and I'm practically invisible to every1. But I'm not sure if it's love or just an obsession. But everytime I see him it hurts me.

2006-11-19 08:39:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating