Marketing concept........ tell me if u like it?

Question

A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )
was explaining marketing concepts to
the Students:-




1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:



"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's
Direct Marketing



2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.








One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:








"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's
Advertising

















3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her








telephone number. The next day, you call and say:








"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing

















4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and








straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:









By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations

















5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and








says:








You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's B rand Recognition

















6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:








I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.








- That's Customer Feedback



















7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:








"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.








- That's demand and supply gap



















8 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"








and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share



















9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before








you say:








"I'm rich, Marry me!" &your wife arrives. -

That's restriction for entering new markets

Answer 1

Clever...hehe. What's up with all the spaces though? It could have end a little better in my opinion.

Here are a few more:

You see gorgeous girl, you approach and say:
I'm not rich, but I will be, marry me. (prospective marketing)

You see gorgeous girl, you approach and say:
I'm rich (you actually aren't), marry me. (deceptive marketing)

You see gorgeous girl, you approach and say:
I'm not that rich, will you marry me.......(before she refuses you continue) BUT WAIT THERES MORE if you marry me I will throw in a luxury Kia automobile (or insert crappy car here)....But wait answer in the next 5 minutes and I'll also include a luxury condiminium in skid row.. (informercial marketing....lol)

anyway I could go on forever....lol

Answer 2

This is very clever and very funny. Makes you think!!

Answer 3

Good joke, but make me tire scaling down....

Answer 4

Great teacher!!

Answer 5

funny!!

Answer 6

Hahahaha! LOL! That's excellent. Thanks.