for a takeaway at our local Indian resturant. The voice said hello what are you being wanting please. I said i would like a kebab please, what have you got. He answered i am having lamb, beef and chicken, please thankyou sir!. I said sounds good, tell me do you deliver. No he said only lamb, beef and chicken !!!!
2006-11-19 08:40:44 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
velly good!
Pakistani man on deathbed.
"Sanjeeta my wife, are you here?"
"Yes my husband"
"Number 1 son are you here?"
"Yes Father."
"My lovely daughters, are you here?"
"Yes Papa."
"Well who's in the fu*king shop!!!???"
2006-11-19 08:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha! Thats quite funny coz I actually just finished eating my indian takeaway, I asked for a byriani and the conversation got a bit confused:
Him - chicken or meat?
Me - what kind of meat is it?
Him - chicken or meat?
Me - I don't want chicken, what is the meat?
Him - Meat. meat.
Me - yeah, but is it lamb or beef?
Him - Meat!
Me - from what animal?
Him - Do you want chicken or meat?!!
Me - IS THE MEAT BEEF OR LAMB?!
Him - Meat.
And so on.....
2006-11-19 08:51:58 · answer #2 · answered by Outsider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't have been a Jewish takeaway then ?
2006-11-19 22:54:12 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of the one about the Chinese restaurant. "Do you do Chinese take-away?"
"Yes, Folty thlee take away ten - Thilty Thlee!"l
2006-11-19 08:52:58 · answer #4 · answered by Goggie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont rob a stand up comedians joke even if its lame! its plagerism!
2006-11-19 08:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by judith c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh thank you so very much. That is being a good joke. I would be having a good laugh, please thank you, sir.
2006-11-19 08:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats funny
but thats kind of rudee.
2006-11-19 09:08:22 · answer #7 · answered by amber 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but all those animals have livers ~ argghh!! ~ bad joke!
2006-11-19 08:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
peter kay did it better
2006-11-19 09:32:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-19 09:29:10 · answer #10 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋