school. One is ten and the other one six. The eldest has been with some of the bigger lads and has heard a new swear word and wants to try it out. They sit down at the table and mum says "what do you want for tea boys". The lad thinks now is my chance, " I'll have a f**king egg" he says. WHAT shouts his mother, (slap, slap, slap) now get up them stairs to bed. She then asks the younger one what he wants, he thinks for a minute then says " well I don't want a f**king egg"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09
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