school. One is ten and the other one six. The eldest has been with some of the bigger lads and has heard a new swear word and wants to try it out. They sit down at the table and mum says "what do you want for tea boys". The lad thinks now is my chance, " I'll have a f**king egg" he says. WHAT shouts his mother, (slap, slap, slap) now get up them stairs to bed. She then asks the younger one what he wants, he thinks for a minute then says " well I don't want a f**king egg"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-09 19:45:13 · 19 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where is my biggest fan, you up yet it's 9.20am wakey wakey!!!. Hope your'e feeling better.
2006-11-09 20:23:43 · update #1
Now thats a cracker, LMAO here and yes i am up
2006-11-09 21:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard a different version before:
Two brothers were talking one day. The ten year old said "We're grown-ups now, and from now on, we should talk to mom like grown-ups." In the breakfast table, mom asked, "What do you want for breakfast, boys?" The bigger brother said, "Awww mom, just get me some f*cking Cheerios." *Slap, slap, slap* "Go to your room!" the mom says. The mom glares at her younger son saying, "Now what do you want, little man?" The six-year old says, "You can bet your f*cking *** it's not gonna be Cheerios!"
2006-11-09 20:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by virtuoso_pianist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get Cracking
2006-11-09 19:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by ray b 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA I wish I had an older brother or sister I could've tried that out on...but not me..slap,slap,slap was mostly what i heard!
2006-11-09 19:48:08 · answer #4 · answered by fat_arse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. I loved it. my hubby asked what I was laughing at. he is still laughing.
2006-11-09 21:37:56 · answer #5 · answered by letitbe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-11-09 21:27:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a ripper,good joke..
2006-11-09 19:53:02 · answer #7 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-09 20:47:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
Thanks.
2006-11-09 19:56:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pretty good!
2006-11-09 21:04:18 · answer #10 · answered by Shinny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋