If so, everytime you're about to eat something you know is not on your diet, picture the following story, clearly, in your mind. (PS, if you don't want to lose weight, don't read on).
A few years back, me and a buddy of mine went in to a KFC to get a couple of chicken burgers. We had time to kill so we decided to eat them there. My burger was okay, but when he bit in to his, he felt what he later described as a "popping" sensation inside his mouth. He also tasted something a bit off. When I looked up at him, I saw this horrible, sickly yellow pus all over his chin, hand, burger and inside his mouth. It was really creamy pus as well. And it stank. In shocked horror, he swallowed some before being violently sick all over the counter.
We later discovered that the chicken who had been made in to a burger had a cancerous tumour in it's breast, and that was what my mate had bitten in to.
Mm-mmmmmm, finger lickin' good!
2006-11-09
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