All categories - 30 October 2006

The other night, I was out walking my dog in the neighborhood. As dogs usually do, my dog dropped a few logs. I had pulled a plastic baggy out of my pocket and was started to clean up the mess when a passerby started lecturing me. They were going off about how the dog did it's business near the sidewalk and how someone might step in it. I just held up the plastic bag and said, "Hey, retard, I was just getting ready to pick it up!"

Well, the moron starts stomping off, calling me all sorts of names. That's when I picked up one of the turds with my baggied hand and threw it at him. It slapped him in the back of the head, making him stop and abruptly turn around, just in time to catch the second turd in the face. Well, needless to say he charged me, but I beat the dickens out of him and returned to walking my dog.

The nerve of some people.

2006-10-30 08:39:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

In the following scenario, what's the best thing to do to reduce the debt the fastest and keep interest costs and balance transfer fees to a minimum?

Home Equity Loan balance of $26,000 (limit is $27,900) rate is variable (between 8.25 and 8.75%). The interest I pay on this loan is deductible on my taxes I think?

Discover balance of $8,400 (limit is $11,000) rate is currently 0% but will go to 8% in a few months.

Visa balance of $6,000 (limit is $25,000) rate is currently 20%.

Thanks for your advice. 10 points to the most helpful!

2006-10-30 08:39:31 · 5 answers · asked by Suzanne 4 in Personal Finance

Some one told me to hang on to my paycheck stubs and reciepts that i get from using my debit card...

why would i need to hold on to these things and when can i shred them??

2006-10-30 08:39:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States

At the beggining of his vacation, the odometer on Mike's car read 8546.3 mi. At the end of the vacation, the odometer read 9834.9 mi. If Mike used 65.4 gal of gas on his vacation, how many miles did he travel on each gallon?

2006-10-30 08:39:28 · 21 answers · asked by RJ 2 in Mathematics

I have one an I just got it and im not sure that I know how to do everything can any one hepl

2006-10-30 08:39:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

2006-10-30 08:39:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

k so i like this guy
im a sophmore and hes a junior both in highschool
we're good friends, so talk a lot and hang out and stuff
but hes kinda a player, so how do i kno if he likes me as more than a friend??

2006-10-30 08:39:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-10-30 08:39:05 · 18 answers · asked by Hey What You Think? 1 in Celebrities

Some one told me to hang on to my paycheck stubs and reciepts that i get from using my debit card...

why would i need to hold on to these things and when can i shred them??

2006-10-30 08:38:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Credit

2006-10-30 08:38:55 · 19 answers · asked by mychemicalromancelover 3 in Music

I always wondered if white guys would wanna be with a black girl. If you guys do, what is it that attracts you to them. Do you guys like the booty and the freak in them? Let me know, I just want to know about this. I always wondered if you may be attracted to us somehow...

Let me know and be honest plz

2006-10-30 08:38:46 · 15 answers · asked by yagurlbubblez 3 in Singles & Dating

My boyfriend is having alot of problems at work, (suspension without pay, possible termination) He is, understandably, stressed and depressed. What can I do to help? In his situation, would you want to just be left alone or what? I am trying to be supportive, loving, stand by my man, all that stuff, but it seems like it is having no effect. So, guys, what should I do?

2006-10-30 08:38:46 · 13 answers · asked by Lotus 6 in Marriage & Divorce

when you have a cough and your throat feels really raw and dry, do you ever feel as tho your throat feels "nauseous"? not your stomach, just your throat. or is it just me....?

2006-10-30 08:38:45 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

not chronololygicaly.Thanks

2006-10-30 08:38:41 · 3 answers · asked by kvcreom 4 in Music

There are 50 holes in the walls and every door is broken and kicked in. What can I do to these people short of hiring a lawyer? The lawyer costs $1000 just to start. Too expensive. They have moved 2 doors down and laugh at me when I pass. Small claims court says I have the burden of discovery..I have to follow them to serve them papers and garnish wages I have to have addresses and places of employment. Don't I have any rights? This was a criminal act and the law says it's civil.

2006-10-30 08:38:41 · 7 answers · asked by debbie2243 7 in Law & Ethics

I had a micarriage in Jan. of this year and I'm still having a hard time with that. I've had four ultrasounds so far with this pregnancy and I'm 10 weeks. The thing is, most mothers would be ecstatic to watch their baby grow, but honestly I don't want to see the baby that much. It's not that I don't love this baby just as much as possible, but I lost my son at 16 weeks and I don't want to risk that kind of pain again. Does that make sense? The last memory I have of my son was the ultrasound the morning before he was delivered and he was bouncing around and looked happy. Is it normal to not want to remember another baby the same way? I don't know if I'm even saying this right.

2006-10-30 08:38:40 · 9 answers · asked by justwondering 5 in Pregnancy

I think the lyrics went something like, ' January, sick and tired you've been hanging on me, you make me sad with your eyes you're telling me lies, don't go , don't go' I apologise if any of these are wrong. Thanks

2006-10-30 08:38:39 · 18 answers · asked by caroline c 1 in Music

Even I can come up with a smarter idea than God. Make your own bible, make it easy for everyone to understand, none of those goofy parables, or metaphors, make it indestructable, make it unchanging..now is that so hard God? So why couldn't do that or see what was coming? Or here is an idea..maybe the whole thing was made up by man. Of course you will hear some goofball saying something like: "that was his way of testing our faith"..lol

2006-10-30 08:38:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

you see people making out in public....i mean nice to show some affection but...come on thats nasty.......

2006-10-30 08:38:36 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what is the smoothie market size?

2006-10-30 08:38:35 · 5 answers · asked by princesswilky 1 in Diet & Fitness

phone company any good ideas to help ?please

2006-10-30 08:38:35 · 4 answers · asked by hfroggie2005 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-30 08:38:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2006-10-30 08:38:33 · 11 answers · asked by Andrea 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I know that FBMWSH stands for - Full BMW service history and OVNO stands for Or Very Nearest Offer, A/C - Air Conditioning, P/S - Power Steering.
WHY- What does this mean?

2006-10-30 08:38:30 · 7 answers · asked by gsf1200 5 in Buying & Selling

And just stayed out in the rain,so soaking wet ?...
But as the rian poured down,you just stopped and gave her,or for the lady's,him...your kisssss
And was it or wasn't it exciting?...
Hmmm...

C'mon

Me,i love the rain...
And yes,i've been caught in the rain very many times...
Thunderstorms,Rock My World...


Thank You for Your answers...

2006-10-30 08:38:28 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have a bunch of broken silver jewelry and such. i was just wondering if there is any silver smelters that do silver work or whatever. I have seen gold being done like this.

2006-10-30 08:38:26 · 1 answers · asked by cassyfaye 2 in Hobbies & Crafts

this is for men what is the nicest thing you have done for a woman

2006-10-30 08:38:24 · 4 answers · asked by PAULINA S 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-30 08:38:22 · 46 answers · asked by da-prankerz 2 in Celebrities

We've eliminated:
Anne
Elizabeth
Please, no spring raine, raine day, misty raine. Her first name must be Raine and no, I'm not telling you my last name.

2006-10-30 08:38:21 · 20 answers · asked by april_hwth 4 in Pregnancy

Who do you think gives the best answers on here and why? Who gives the stupidest and why?

2006-10-30 08:38:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys