All categories - 27 October 2006

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

2006-10-27 03:44:14 · 19 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

(1+(1+x)1/2)tanA=1-{(1-x)1/2}
find the value of x in terms of A.,give the entire solution...
NOTE:1/2 is in power of (1+x) and (1-x)

2006-10-27 03:44:14 · 6 answers · asked by nicky 2 in Mathematics

My son is 5 months old and does not sleep very well, up until a couple of weeks ago I just let him sleep whenever he wanted during the day, but I am now trying to slowly work him onto a schedule. I was wondering when he should generally be taking his naps and how long they should be. He usually wakes up anytime between 6:30 and 8:00.

2006-10-27 03:44:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

In my office there's a co-worker who I'm surprised is still employed (productivity issues, attendance issues, and severe attitude problem). Nothing has been documented over the last two years and a manager told me that they can't just terminate her without documenting repeated behaviors for a while, which I found odd, because Washington is an At Will employment state.

Which brings me to my question. Every company I've worked for (including this one) has a policy you read upon hire that employment can be terminated by either party at will with or without cause.

Is At Will only applied to people who don't belong to a protected group? The co-worker in question is a 55 y.o. caucasian woman.

2006-10-27 03:44:05 · 6 answers · asked by LifesAMystery 3 in Careers & Employment

2006-10-27 03:44:04 · 5 answers · asked by driggle66 1 in Law & Ethics

Has anyone bought the new Acura MDX. I am interested in getting one which is fully loaded . Am curious about the price

2006-10-27 03:44:03 · 5 answers · asked by dpbhyd 1 in Acura

Is it almost impossible for someone to make a team down there, i mean would i have a chance if i tried out for say Darlington, or Bury, or another Div 2 team??

2006-10-27 03:43:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in English Football

2006-10-27 03:43:39 · 15 answers · asked by OOO! I know! I know! 5 in Halloween

Simply because USA invaded many countries in the world, using western christian values as its premis and reference. Is it because of Christian teaching that led it to hate the other? could we please have an academic and constructive answers?

2006-10-27 03:43:33 · 40 answers · asked by Jad 1 in Politics

US currency says on it "In God We Trust"...why then do we have courtroom judges? Doesnt it say in the bible "Thou shall not judge"? something to think about our judicial system huh?

2006-10-27 03:43:29 · 14 answers · asked by oliveirasgirl2000 3 in Law & Ethics

Nights out, Bars, Clubs.
Nice places with no chavs

2006-10-27 03:43:24 · 6 answers · asked by Seed 1 in Other - United Kingdom

Did someone else like his charm? Is it because of the bad guy atitude?

2006-10-27 03:43:20 · 10 answers · asked by Sabina_Rois 5 in Television

2006-10-27 03:43:16 · 4 answers · asked by distalbicept 3 in Cancer

above material became defective within one month of its purchase,but telebrands india refused to replace it on grounds that it should have been reported within 15 days,hence i was robbed of about rs. 8000/=

2006-10-27 03:43:14 · 3 answers · asked by jha 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

Could you look past it, or would you just gag and run?

2006-10-27 03:43:10 · 13 answers · asked by south_san_chica 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-27 03:43:05 · 5 answers · asked by The Exorcist 3 in Other - Computers

HI all .. Im dating a 17 year old ..YES I sed it 17 years old .. anyway , we have sex and all its all good but the prob is , shes bleeds a bit almost EVERYTIME we have sex ..anyway , Iv sussed it out that shes on the INJECTION (Contrception) and she goes for shots every 2/3 months ..

This is thru her mothers insistence mind U ..

My question is ..

Is this alryt for her and her body to be going through such a massive treatment ...

Can her body handle it , especialy cos of the possible after effects of it ..

Isnt a condom and a morning after pill (JUST INCASE) better than going thru the whole jucing herself with shyt constantly ..

PS: She' not keen on going off the injection cos its her mothers idea ..

2006-10-27 03:42:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

i dno....

2006-10-27 03:42:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling

Only joined this site yesterday. Seems like people from all over the World are logging on. Where in the World are you? I'm at work near Chesterfield in England.

2006-10-27 03:42:43 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

2006-10-27 03:42:42 · 5 answers · asked by mommyof2 3 in Pregnancy

Then there would be no need for the police to waste their time in trying to catch tax dodgers, and everybody who puts their car on the road would pay. By all means keep the people that man DVLA and everybody would have to pay a registration fee to register as the keeper of their vehicle, and all this talk about banding based on CO2 emmissions would'nt matter because the more petrol you use the more tax you pay, the less you drive you're car the less tax you pay. Simple isn't it? Even the tourists that visit our great island would have to pay, congestion charges and road tolls are another issue. There is already a mechanism in place to cream tax off the cost of fuel, why over-complicate the system by introducing these hairbrained schemes for engine sizes, CO2 emmissions or whether you drive an electric car or a 4X4? Electric cars have to be charged, if plugged into a mains supply electric has to be generated by a power station, therefore pollution is caused, think about it!

2006-10-27 03:42:35 · 12 answers · asked by Merlin 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

need to know why women deterioate faster than menfolkes

2006-10-27 03:42:33 · 28 answers · asked by BEN M 1 in Singles & Dating

what ingredients? toppings, bread, size, other senses
what kind of restaurant?
what sides?
and, other things like what situations are made much better with pizza (super bowl, late-night etc.)

2006-10-27 03:42:33 · 14 answers · asked by davidcprince 1 in Cooking & Recipes

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.

2006-10-27 03:42:30 · 17 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-27 03:42:16 · 6 answers · asked by joelnewtn 1 in Cooking & Recipes

Has anyone acctually met a celeberity? i mean, not just shake their hand and say hi, but acctually MET them. Like talk to them for a while, get to know them, or even related to them...not like their moms, sisters, dads, best freinds, 2nd cousin. like ACCTUALLY know them, be truthful. Thanks!

2006-10-27 03:42:10 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Why is it that I have so much static in my hair and clothes in the winter? When I brush my hair I can hear it popping and my hair sticks up all over. When I touch metal I get shocked, regardless if I touch it through my clothes or not. This is very annoying and I would like to know why this happens to me, what causes it and what can I do to suppress it. Walk around in a freaking dryer sheet?? LOL

2006-10-27 03:42:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

2006-10-27 03:42:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics