A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
2006-10-27 03:44:14 · 19 answers · asked by Katy Wald!!! 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If the branch is dead how did he create the little girl?
So the mum is obviously saying her kiddie is the milk man's!
2006-10-27 03:53:51 · answer #1 · answered by Chloe B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-27 04:20:46 · answer #2 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-10-27 05:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-10-27 03:47:38 · answer #4 · answered by Quintus T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
Hope the boy's read that one LMAO
2006-10-27 07:39:34 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have said twig, not branch.
2006-10-27 04:17:57 · answer #6 · answered by andipandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny
2006-10-27 05:03:11 · answer #7 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was brill, soooo funny..x
2006-10-27 03:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha like that one. got any more
2006-10-27 04:17:19 · answer #9 · answered by DAWN B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-27 04:15:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋