This lady was returning from Switzerland and finds herself seated next to a priest in the flight and asks "Father, may I ask a favor?”
"Yes Miss, what can I do for you?"
"This is a dilemma I purchased for me an expensive sophisticated electronic hair remover. I really went over the limits set forth by Customs, and fear they will confiscate this, could you pls. secret it through Customs under your robes?"
"Certainly dear, but I must warn you I not really able to lie..."
"You has a honest face father, surely they won’t question you," and she hand him the gadget.
After landing the father reached customs desk.
"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asked the officer.
"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son"
Finding this answer bit strange the officer asked again,
"How about from waist to the floor" The father replies, "I have a marvelous instrument meant for women, but never been used..."
Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer allowed him to leave
2006-10-16
02:02:27
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