A funny naughty joke - bit long but worth a good laugh.?

Question

This lady was returning from Switzerland and finds herself seated next to a priest in the flight and asks "Father, may I ask a favor?”
"Yes Miss, what can I do for you?"
"This is a dilemma I purchased for me an expensive sophisticated electronic hair remover. I really went over the limits set forth by Customs, and fear they will confiscate this, could you pls. secret it through Customs under your robes?"
"Certainly dear, but I must warn you I not really able to lie..."
"You has a honest face father, surely they won’t question you," and she hand him the gadget.
After landing the father reached customs desk.
"Father, do you have anything to declare?" asked the officer.
"From the top of my head to my waist I have nothing to declare my son"
Finding this answer bit strange the officer asked again,
"How about from waist to the floor" The father replies, "I have a marvelous instrument meant for women, but never been used..."
Roaring with laughter the Custom's officer allowed him to leave

Answer 1

Haha I love reading your jokes!

Answer 2

Three Days to Live

In the Old West, an Apache tribe captures a cowboy and his horse. The chief says to the cowboy, "I'm sorry, but we have to kill you. But since I feel sorry for you, I'll give you three more days to live -- and I'll even grant you one wish a day. At sundown on the third day, you die. So what's your first wish?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse."

The Apaches get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the rear end, and the horse takes off.

Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee where the cowboy is being held. The Apaches look at each other in disgust, and one murmurs, "Typical white man -- he's going to be dead soon, and that's all he can think of."

On the second day, the chief asks the cowboy, "So, what's your wish for today?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."

The Apaches bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse's ear, then slaps it on the rear end, and the horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.

The Apaches just shake their heads. "Typical white man. He's going to die tomorrow, and that's all he can think of."

The third day comes and the chief says to the cowboy, "This is your last wish, white man. What do you want?"

The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again."

The Apaches bring him his horse one last time. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, "LISTEN this time, you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"

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Two nuns were riding their bicycles through Rome, bouncing along one of those narrow, winding little roads.

Said the first nun: "You know, I've never come this way before."

The second nun giggled. "It's the cobblestones!"

Answer 3

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Answer 4

It's funny but it was on here a few weeks ago!

Answer 5

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Answer 6

hey yaar tum kamal ke joke bhejte ho

Answer 7

Great Joke - loved It!!!

Answer 8

thats a good one

Answer 9

HILARIOUS!!!
ONE OF THE BEST!!!
I GIVE IT 10./10
MAN IT WAS ROCKING!!!!YEAH BABY!!!
TOTALLY AWESOME!!TWO THUMBS UP!!!

Answer 10

now thats funny