Daddy is out plowing the field on his tractor and his young son runs out to the field and says: “Daddy the pastor is here.”
Daddy: Which one?
Son: I don’t know.
Daddy: Well, go back to the house and find out. If it is the Presbyterian Pastor, offer him a drink. If it’s the Methodist Pastor, same thing - offer him a drink.
Son: OK
Daddy: But, if it’s the Baptist Pastor, hide the liquor and the cigarettes.
Son: OK
Daddy: And, if it’s the Mormon Pastor, sit on your mama’s lap and stay there.
2006-10-11
15:19:37
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