For some reason, I can not control my poop. At school, it just falls out; it's horrible embarrasing. I don't want to tell you this personal story, but I will. Well, I was in front of the whole school for the "Poetry Slam" contest. We finalists had to read a poem in front of the 8th, 7th, and 6th graders. Well, as I read mine, I was wearing shorts and no underpants (now I do) Huge clumps of poop started to come out and fall through my shorts. About 3 of them hit the ground, and everyone was shocked, but then they all laughed their heads off. It was a very serious poem about the day my sister died, but they still laughed. I'm going to an extremely stupid psychologist who says I poop as revenge for my sister. What does he mean? How do I stopooping?
2006-10-10
21:26:00
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oysterkids
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