For some reason, I can not control my poop. At school, it just falls out; it's horrible embarrasing. I don't want to tell you this personal story, but I will. Well, I was in front of the whole school for the "Poetry Slam" contest. We finalists had to read a poem in front of the 8th, 7th, and 6th graders. Well, as I read mine, I was wearing shorts and no underpants (now I do) Huge clumps of poop started to come out and fall through my shorts. About 3 of them hit the ground, and everyone was shocked, but then they all laughed their heads off. It was a very serious poem about the day my sister died, but they still laughed. I'm going to an extremely stupid psychologist who says I poop as revenge for my sister. What does he mean? How do I stopooping?
2006-10-10 21:26:00 · 11 answers · asked by oysterkids 1 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
well i did see something like this on aoprah, but have'nt heard anyone else talk about it.
If I am not mistaken you need medical attention immediately(maybe even surgery)
don't delay, approach a physician (and not a psychiatrist-mind you)
2006-10-10 22:12:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweetie, have you seen a doctor about this? It really sounds like a medical condition. I knew of someone who had this problem develop when he was about 36 and it was a medical issue. Don't feel bad though. One thing I try to remember in situations like this is, this too shall pass. And, truth be told, the people laughing at you have way worse secrets then you would ever believe.
ps. I'm sorry about the loss of your sister. And I applaud your ability to use poetry to express yourself.
2006-10-10 21:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by starmoishe 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wear underpants
2006-10-10 21:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by pete o 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that doesn't make sense. did you have trouble before? I would work on exercises to strengthen the anal sphincter. something similar to kegels but for the anus. and yes, underwear is a good idea. have you told your parents that you don't think this psychologist is the right one for you? maybe a different one would work out better?
2006-10-10 21:38:16 · answer #4 · answered by when's my next vacation??? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you have a very childish sense of humor or a serious medical problem. See the appropriate physician.
2006-10-10 21:35:06 · answer #5 · answered by barbara 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to another Doctor,there must be a remedy for your problem,good luck
2006-10-10 22:22:51 · answer #6 · answered by alex t 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How old are you? Are you a kid? Ask your mum for help. See a doc! Get a better pscyhologist or this is a joke.
2006-10-10 21:34:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you need help c a medical doctor
2006-10-10 21:29:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
wear a diaper
2006-10-10 21:32:24 · answer #9 · answered by acid tongue 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This story should be titled as
POOPING DISASTER........!
2006-10-10 22:06:37 · answer #10 · answered by McCooley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋