All categories - 9 October 2006

the other night when i was walking home from the pub , i started to feel lets just say a bit randy as the clubs were closed and not a female in sight i decided to take matters into my own hands i broke into the local old peoples home climbed into this elderly ladies bed who had suffered a stroke and was unable to move so i took off her pad and began to pleasure her with my tongue and at first she started to shout so i tied her support stockings over her mouth that really got my d.ick hard i then rammed my dick deep into her wicked dusty hole oh sweet jesus i was hornyso i ended the evening by fisting her and slitting her throat and sticking her crutches up her a.ss so then i pulled up my trousers stole her gold clock and smeared the walls in her blood . is this normal for a saturday night out does anyone else do this

2006-10-09 03:17:06 · 23 answers · asked by david l 1 in Music

The Orientals, like Korea, believ in SAVING FACE. If someone
disrespects them, they have to do something to regain their honor.\
They often fought duels to the DEATH over FACE!
Do we realize we are FORCING confrontations with other
countries by making DEMANDS?
When will the WEST learn we cannot talk to the LEADERS of
other countries like they are children?

Anthony Silva
Great Legislator

2006-10-09 03:16:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

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2006-10-09 03:16:55 · 2 answers · asked by Jilly H 1 in Other - Entertainment

a few months ago I broke up w/ my girlfriend of 5 years because we both wanted different things for the future, and because we were slowly growing apart... shortly after the break up I met a great girl who is everything my ex was not. She is a wonderful girl who is more mature, knows what she wants and is very loving. We've been dating for about 4 months now and Just recently I've starting really missing my Ex... I don't understand it, I have this great girl but she's not my ex :( I kinda regret it we couldn't work it out, is this normal? will this pass? should i contact my ex and let her know how I feel and jeopordize my current relationship?

2006-10-09 03:16:46 · 22 answers · asked by Globe199 1 in Singles & Dating

could any body give me tel no of garhihibibullah union coucil or zila councel or the army unit working there for reconstruction

2006-10-09 03:16:41 · 2 answers · asked by shahidshada 2 in Friends

I was stuck at home for 3 months on disability for a nasty leg staph infection. I missed having a decent computer!

2006-10-09 03:16:38 · 10 answers · asked by KGB9108 5 in Other - US Dining Out

i am 15 and i had sex with my boyfriend 5 days ago i also have irrerular periods. we used a condom but it cam off when he took his penis out, i dont think any sperm went inside me. how likely is it i am pregnant because my boobs normaly hurt as they are a large size i also am to scared to take a pregnancy test what should i do?

2006-10-09 03:16:29 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I am studying to become a youth group leader, but I need help. I am studying the Bible, focusing on God and I get along well with the youth. People say i need leadership skills and all, so please help me out! By the way, I am talking about being a Christian youth group leader.

2006-10-09 03:16:27 · 5 answers · asked by angel_love_rocker 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-09 03:16:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

2006-10-09 03:16:20 · 17 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

Some regions must have been really difficult to get to. i.e central america

2006-10-09 03:16:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

I having been thinking about changing professions, and I was wondering how would someone go about becoming a realtor? How long would it take to do so? I was told ony 3 weeks of training and $ 1200.00, for a 10 yr licence, could this be true? Would it be worth it for me financially? Anything that anyone knows about Real Estate, if you could give me some feed back it would be appreciate it.

2006-10-09 03:16:10 · 5 answers · asked by Chrissy 2 in Renting & Real Estate

okay, i never really been to a housewarming, or hosted one. i need to know what should i do, like do i... welcome my guests at the door, have lots of seats for guests, have games? PLEASE HELP.. lol im embarressed.

2006-10-09 03:16:05 · 7 answers · asked by dori m. 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

An older gent had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

He approached the receptionist desk. The receptionist was a large imposing woman who looked like a wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very load voice the receptionist said, "Yes, I see your name here... you want to see the doctor about impotence, right?"

The heads of all the patients in the waiting room snapped around, to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly though, and in an equally loud voice replied, "No, I've come to inquire about a sex change operation... and I'd like the same doctor that did yours!"

2006-10-09 03:16:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

great at something you hate doing or useless at something you love?

2006-10-09 03:16:03 · 2 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-09 03:16:03 · 2 answers · asked by unquenchablethirst 2 in Chemistry

2006-10-09 03:16:02 · 10 answers · asked by Steph 1 in Weddings

2006-10-09 03:15:49 · 5 answers · asked by colorofpraise 1 in Current Events

2006-10-09 03:15:47 · 4 answers · asked by arkansasjoe51 1 in Canada

2006-10-09 03:15:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

I was wondering if this robot on the benchwarmers true or fake.

2006-10-09 03:15:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Electronics

Last Year i had a b'day party and only 2 people showed up even though everyone RSVP . This year if i have the party it will be a lingerie party with strippers, and to celebrate my 21st bday plenty of alcohol. But I'm afraid that i'm going to have a repeat of what happened last year so i decided to also plan a road trip and i only got 27 days to get everything planned...So what should i do any suggestions....

2006-10-09 03:15:41 · 9 answers · asked by delicious8503 1 in Other - Holidays

and not very smart with no college degree

2006-10-09 03:15:40 · 2 answers · asked by sean R 1 in Careers & Employment

Who waged total war against military & civilian population as he marched through the deep south?

Plzz this is for homework and i cant find the answer so plzz answer only if you know you have the right answer! THANK YOU!

2006-10-09 03:15:20 · 9 answers · asked by Jennifer 3 in Homework Help

I need to buy a ring for my fiance but I have no idea on how much I should spend.

2006-10-09 03:15:16 · 29 answers · asked by mrandersen 3 in Weddings

me and a couple of mates are going to newcastle on a saturday watching a newcastle match and coming back the day after but is it cheaper to fly or get a train and how much do you think a return ticket will cost

2006-10-09 03:15:13 · 18 answers · asked by dave 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I only registered at once place- which is Macy's.... And they are now almost in every mall after the May company take over. Every bridal thing I read tells me I should register at 2 or 3 places for convience. But honsetly everything I need is at Macy's and it would be more of a bother then anything to register else where- like a bed bath and beyond or such plus I haven't been happy with their quality of product. Most people I know I have registered at 2 or 3 places. Should I try to register at a lower department store like Target or Kmart not to be rude (but I don't really need or like anything from them)? Or can I just stick to Macy's?
What's your feelings?

2006-10-09 03:15:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

i'm christian and i like to enjoy S3X with my gf .

so what's wrong with that is something natural and we love each other and it keeps our stress low . ????

2006-10-09 03:14:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i wanna get 2 level 2. but i gotta answer questions. do u guys know where or how i can find questions that weren't already voted 4 best, and i can still answer?

2006-10-09 03:14:54 · 3 answers · asked by Avada Kedavra! 4 in Internet