the other night when i was walking home from the pub , i started to feel lets just say a bit randy as the clubs were closed and not a female in sight i decided to take matters into my own hands i broke into the local old peoples home climbed into this elderly ladies bed who had suffered a stroke and was unable to move so i took off her pad and began to pleasure her with my tongue and at first she started to shout so i tied her support stockings over her mouth that really got my d.ick hard i then rammed my dick deep into her wicked dusty hole oh sweet jesus i was hornyso i ended the evening by fisting her and slitting her throat and sticking her crutches up her a.ss so then i pulled up my trousers stole her gold clock and smeared the walls in her blood . is this normal for a saturday night out does anyone else do this
2006-10-09 03:17:06 · 23 answers · asked by david l 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music
Sure its totally normal...nice to here you had a good night.
2006-10-09 03:24:52 · answer #1 · answered by geordie.lady 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
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2016-10-02 02:54:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look man fcuking and fisting a granny is pretty bad by my standards but I have heard of worse. you must have heard of these guys that dug up a women's grave like 3 days after she was buried to fcuk her and they did it on a Friday knight so only god knows what they would have done the Saturday if the cops did not catch them. But it would not surprise me if you were actually with them that knight.MAY GOD HAVE MERSEY.
2006-10-09 05:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by Aztec 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope guess not. By the way what has made you so despo for females anyways - sure you have charms to attract some nubile lass somewhere...... aye, guess you are rejected. Sorry for that old boy. but can not do much good there .
2006-10-09 03:24:31 · answer #4 · answered by Priekahm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are sick and twisted buddy. Do yourself and the world a solid, get help. That or lock yourself in a cage and throw away the key. We have enough sickos in this world.
2006-10-09 03:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by davebarrca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes an extremely high level of boredom to even come up with this crap.
2006-10-09 03:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
****. I hope your mother gets attacked and she relays the same story back to you. Arshhole.
2006-10-09 03:25:28 · answer #7 · answered by Annie M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your sick go see a physiotherapist.
Even if its just a joke it's not bloody funny!
2006-10-09 03:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Ian S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normal, of course, I was in the next bed to you.
2006-10-09 03:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
u have been reported and really are a sad little object
2006-10-09 03:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋