All categories - 2 October 2006

Howdi, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"Well, you see I'm calling about my neighbour Billy Bob Jenkins. The thing is, he's hiding a stash of marijuana inside his firewood..."

"Sir, thank you very much for your call."

The following day, a crack squad of FBI agents descended on Billy Bob's house. Bursting into his shed, they find the stash of firewood. Using axes, they burst open every single piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left...

The phone then rings inside Billy Bob's house:

"Hey there Billy Bob...Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy"

2006-10-02 05:26:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-02 05:26:25 · 18 answers · asked by rony42r 1 in Mathematics

2006-10-02 05:26:23 · 6 answers · asked by marlenny 1 in Baseball

Okay, from Mike Wallace's 60 minutes, Woodward says Bush will never withdraw from Iraq even if Laura and Barney are the only supporters of the war.

Now, the president is so firm on his policy.

Is there any law in the U.S. constitution that when the president is going wrong way, the citizens or the congress vote to stop him?

In other words, can we or the congress persons vote to withdraw, despite the president's insistance?

Or the president has the supreme power over the policy and there isn't anything we can do until he completes his presidence?

What are the ways to get out of Iraq, while Bush is still on the chair?

2006-10-02 05:26:21 · 5 answers · asked by davegesprek 1 in Politics

with the nuns possibly tripping on their boobs and all.....

2006-10-02 05:26:18 · 6 answers · asked by Father Martin Louis 1 in Singles & Dating

on my head, it could be that I am allergic to the hair dye, does anyone have any ideas as to what to rub into my scalp to ease the stinging? and has anyone heard of organic hair colour? if so please can you tell me a brand name. Thanks.

2006-10-02 05:26:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anne A 2 in Hair

There was a book about the subject but I never got it. Any ideas - anyone has a 'Hands on' expereince ?

2006-10-02 05:26:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I am a Finance mgr for an automoblie dealership. I made a mistake on a contract that was to the customers advantage. The chargeoff was charged to our Finance Dept. However I was charged an additional 12% of the loss. Is this legal?

2006-10-02 05:26:05 · 4 answers · asked by aldua64 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-10-02 05:25:55 · 4 answers · asked by Lucy V 1 in Women's Health

2006-10-02 05:25:40 · 6 answers · asked by jj 1 in Homework Help

Okay, I'm not trying to be gross or anything, but just really makes me wonder on something. The other night, I was fooling around with this guy, and I gave him a H J. When he came, I noticed in his seman.......there were little pieces that were jelly like? I don't know how to explain it. I mean, it was all white and normal....but there were some areas of where it seems to be like some of the semen kinda was more jelly like rather than a liquid state. I know he doesn't have any STD's, but what can it be?

2006-10-02 05:25:39 · 18 answers · asked by Julie H 2 in Men's Health

2006-10-02 05:25:36 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

my son will be 8 months old and still has no desire to sit up on his own unsupported. my daughter sat up at 6 months...is this unususal? I hear boys are slower

2006-10-02 05:25:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Parenting

what is the best non alcohlic drink other than Dr. Pepper

2006-10-02 05:25:22 · 22 answers · asked by bryansmall41 2 in Non-Alcoholic Drinks

A warm sunny day or a cold rainy day?

2006-10-02 05:25:20 · 11 answers · asked by exxohh<3 1 in Other - News & Events

2006-10-02 05:25:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i am currently doing my S.Y.BSc with botany &chemistry. I will continue with T.Y botany

2006-10-02 05:25:14 · 5 answers · asked by rhtdm106 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-10-02 05:25:14 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Society & Culture

Ok, i'm friends with this guy at my school, and we talk at football games, in the hallway, and in class, but we never hang out. When we do talk, its either some sort of innuendo. Or him telling me that i'm a dumb blonde. like okay the other day we were at a football game and we went to the concession stand to get food and I was like "I hope they have banana's like they did last time" and he looked at me and was like "i've got a banana for you" and just stuff like that. I dont know if we're just friends or if he's just being a guy? When we talk we have actual conversations and we somewhat click. Now, you're probably just going to say "ask him" but I cant do that . I need a plan B.

2006-10-02 05:25:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

How can an indian buy an ETF in the US or Emerging markets?
I'm looking at ishares MSCI emerging markets fund but the website does not allow an indian resident to buy any.

2006-10-02 05:25:08 · 1 answers · asked by Baldie_1969 1 in Investing

2006-10-02 05:25:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I think there is still oil to steal from the middle east, and I'm not sure Haliburton has enough contracts, so should I invade Iran?

2006-10-02 05:25:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

We dont work in the same dept., im not even sure if he knows im alive, I do know that he was married for a short time, his wife decided that she didnt want to be married after the honey moon, I know there is only one way to find out if he would even consider going on ine date with me, but Im just so nervous & a lil akward about the whole co-worker thing!! Can any1 give me mature/sane advice??!!

2006-10-02 05:25:03 · 5 answers · asked by not-really-me V 1 in Singles & Dating

ok well i was watching zoolander the other day and i liked the 80's song that played when they were driving in the car and when they stopped at the gas station what is it?it kindagoes like this..:


wake me up before you go go dont leave me hangin like a yo yo

somethin like that so can someone help me?

2006-10-02 05:24:57 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Texas Girls Do it Better!!!♥ 1 in Music

2006-10-02 05:24:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Commuting

2006-10-02 05:24:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

im just curiouse, because i seee cartoon network playing disney shows from time to time

2006-10-02 05:24:45 · 7 answers · asked by drawmaster12 4 in Comics & Animation