All categories - 28 September 2006

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2006-09-28 15:12:40 · 7 answers · asked by sandieroxs 2 in Law & Ethics

It's a computer download game. So I'm REALLY stuck on this one level (Level Ten on the TIKI Palace) and I don't know what to do!! Does anybody have any tips or cheats to give out? This would really help a lot Thanx so much!!!

^_^
(. .)
(v v)o

And no f word cursing please!!!

2006-09-28 15:12:36 · 3 answers · asked by Vanessa<3 5 in Video & Online Games

Enter the tax year for which you are making this request.
what year should i put, its a 2004 tax return but of course i filled at 2005.

2006-09-28 15:12:30 · 2 answers · asked by tinytots 1 in United States

I'm 26, and will transfer to a university, and want to know what it takes to join a frat.

2006-09-28 15:12:18 · 8 answers · asked by james w 3 in Higher Education (University +)

She wanted to know what it was like to be invisible. : )

2006-09-28 15:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by Margie 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I watch Laguna Beach last night (*9-27) and I heard a Pink song on there.. and I liked it, but I don't know the name of the song!! If anyone knows PLEASE PLEASE tell me!! It's driving me nuts!! Thanks!! :)

2006-09-28 15:12:08 · 1 answers · asked by Jamie 2 in Television

2006-09-28 15:12:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

In the Peirs Anthony series of novels "Incarnations in immortality" the world (both humans and metaphysical deities) came to the conclusion that God was no longer serving his purpose and ultimately voted him out of office. They came to this decision due to the outdated rules about bastards and unbaptised babies suffering eternity in hell even though they themselves had done nothing to deserve it. I'd personally vote him out of office for his complete apathy towoards what's happening on this planet, considering he's supposedly wiped out the entire human race three times as punishment for bad behavior. Do you think God is still doing his job (or anything for that matter)and if we were to impeach him, what qualities would you look for in his successor?



P.S> if philosophers can ponder time travel and whether superman can breed, they can ponder this one as well--putting it in the religion section wouldn't get me answers, it would get me rebuked,chastised and prayers for my ruination.

2006-09-28 15:12:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

Introducing the new electric TESLA roadster.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOl_1S10jTk&eurl=

The TESLA Roadster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rh2tka0P6M&mode=related&search=

2006-09-28 15:12:05 · 6 answers · asked by Joe_Pardy 5 in Other - Cars & Transportation

i have alot of friends but only 20% of them are guys....i guess its because im shy becouse i never talk to them...Im not sure why but if i dont talk to them than they dont talk to me......Im not sure if its because im shy and i barly talk or what....Maybe i need to stop being shy.....what ur opinion

2006-09-28 15:12:04 · 11 answers · asked by javontedonely 2 in Friends

I just wanna know what you guys say often but no swearing...i've heard enough swearing in my school. For example, i say hoorah, what the hey a lot xD

2006-09-28 15:12:02 · 8 answers · asked by Chensterrr. 3 in Other - Games & Recreation

2006-09-28 15:11:59 · 6 answers · asked by johnny1only 2 in Books & Authors

My brother is in jail, passing a red light,(old charge),failing to apear another (old one). robing his wifes house, stole his own Xbox, she filed charges alsoan old charge, and he got aressted last month for picking up a hich hiker a lady, she told him she was 18 with kids and needed somewhere to stay for the night, he ened up messing with. only to find out the next day that she was a 1 year old run away. HE is 22, he got aressted for assaulting a minor.
he said she lied to him what can i do tohelp him? he has no bond and i have very little money.....thanx guys

2006-09-28 15:11:58 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

i am a senior in high school and i need to know.

2006-09-28 15:11:58 · 9 answers · asked by John has 1 in Higher Education (University +)

theres this kid i like in one of my classes how do i tell him

2006-09-28 15:11:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

If we take away the rights of:
-Fred Phelps
-Nazis
-NAMBLA
-Jerry Falwell
-Pat Robertson
would that mean that the freedom of ALL speech is at risk?

2006-09-28 15:11:57 · 7 answers · asked by Tofu Jesus 5 in Politics

2006-09-28 15:11:57 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-28 15:11:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My gums are swelling up because of my braces. My orthodontist says I should brush them, but they won't stop swelling. Any ideas?

2006-09-28 15:11:53 · 5 answers · asked by gilbert 2 in Dental

i always have troble with that because i dont get them done often but when i do i want to get them just right

2006-09-28 15:11:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at

Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@ home.net Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."

Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"

Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time"

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also."

Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday"

Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State

Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

2006-09-28 15:11:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Between the three, which is best Similac, EnFamil, or Good Start? I plan on breastfeeding first so I would like to Know which would be the best to switch to. Thanx.

2006-09-28 15:11:48 · 17 answers · asked by Live.Laugh.Love 4 in Newborn & Baby

If you have 427,657 people that speak Japenese in 1990 and it increased by 25% since 1980, how many people spoke Japenese in 1980? Please show me the steps. Thanks!

2006-09-28 15:11:41 · 6 answers · asked by Christine 3 in Primary & Secondary Education

i am a freshman in highschool and have a project due tomorow over mythology. what i need to know is, what is "athenas" realm and who is "mentor"?and what is the importance of "mentor"?

2006-09-28 15:11:41 · 5 answers · asked by hockey in texas 1 in Homework Help

recently, I've been gowing through some irritating problems. When I am on Internet explorer, I can not click on links in Yahoo Mail. ANother problem is that my yahoo messenger isn't showing what me & my friends r saying. It's just blank. One other problem is that most of my windows app aren't working. I click on search, & I get a blank page. I click on the users page, and i get a blank page. Please, can someone help me. Thanks.

2006-09-28 15:11:39 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Computer Networking

everyone major such a hype about it. is there something im missing about it?

2006-09-28 15:11:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

I don't think any of them are, but some people think the following celebrities are ugly even though the media calls them beautiful:
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Aniston
Ellen Pompeo

Who do you think?

2006-09-28 15:11:31 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Well I love her, But I love to fish. I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch. Today she met me at the door, Said I would have to choose If I hit that fishin' hole today She'd be packin' all her things...And she'd be gone by noon

2006-09-28 15:11:28 · 8 answers · asked by Sleeper_M3 3 in Music

2006-09-28 15:11:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment