She wanted to know what it was like to be invisible. : )
2006-09-28 15:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by Margie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two blondes are sitting on a bench in Oklahoma. One looks up at the sky and sees the moon. She asks the other blonde, "What's closer? The moon or Florida?". To which the other blonde replies, "Silly. The moon is closer. I can't see Florida!"
2006-09-28 15:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Green G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yuk yuk yuk very funnnnnnny!!!!
How about this one...
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blond. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape. The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ." The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blond shouts, "fire!!"
2006-09-28 22:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She got tired of blonde jokes
2006-09-28 22:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
2006-09-28 22:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by g_man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh snap! a joke invovling blondes that doesn't make fun of them. Quite rare. Quite rare indeed.
2006-09-28 22:24:22 · answer #5 · answered by Randomgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She thought it would help her understand the blonde jokes.
2006-09-28 22:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by dbackbarb 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im not blonde, but thats a good one!!!
2006-09-28 22:13:58 · answer #7 · answered by *AMY* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grass looks greener on the other side, that's why.
2006-09-28 22:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you talking about people with black hair?
2006-09-28 22:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by tcm. :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aah!! Camouflage! LOL. LOL.
Good one!
2006-09-29 17:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋