a man accidentally falls over a cliff, and in the panicked moments on the way down he manages to grab onto the only branch within reach or sight. in a few moments, he summons enough strength to move again, and he yells, 'help!' is there anyone up there who can help me?'
a moment passes without event, and he again cries, 'help! can anyone hear me? I need help!' after another moment a booming voice answers, 'this is the voice of god. believe in me. have faith. say a prayer and let go of the branch. you will float gently to the ground unharmed. just let go.'
looking down at the jagged rocks and the pounding surf, the man thinks for a second, and then calls up, 'is there anyone ELSE up there?'
2006-09-23
16:39:35
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