a man accidentally falls over a cliff, and in the panicked moments on the way down he manages to grab onto the only branch within reach or sight. in a few moments, he summons enough strength to move again, and he yells, 'help!' is there anyone up there who can help me?'
a moment passes without event, and he again cries, 'help! can anyone hear me? I need help!' after another moment a booming voice answers, 'this is the voice of god. believe in me. have faith. say a prayer and let go of the branch. you will float gently to the ground unharmed. just let go.'
looking down at the jagged rocks and the pounding surf, the man thinks for a second, and then calls up, 'is there anyone ELSE up there?'
2006-09-23 16:39:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, very funny.
By the way tell you jokes, and it goes:
>How I was born<
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, will you tell me
how I was born?"
-The father debates answering, but finally says: "Well, I guess one day you will need to know anyway."
"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
-We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "But when I was ready to upload and she was ready to download, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete or escape button.
-"So nine months later a blessed little pop-up appeared that read, 'You've Got Male!"
One more joke:
A guy calls his vet and says "What should I do with my cat?Vet says "What do you mean? Guy says "I had a leak in my lawnmowers gas tank and the cat drank the gas. Then the cat began to run around and around the yard, climbed a tree. then fell out of the tree stiff. Vet says "Is the cat dead? Guy replies "nope he ran out of gas.
2006-09-24 04:56:06 · answer #1 · answered by yahooanswers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happened to the guy hanging onto the branch when God answered " no, there's no one else up here that can help you?"
2006-09-24 02:26:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
a little rude to Christanity but stil funny
i like
2006-09-23 23:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by lala 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! Good stuff... I have to say, I just may ask that same question.
2006-09-23 23:44:07 · answer #4 · answered by Paul T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i was in mind the same question ; 'who is next to God ?'
2006-09-23 23:44:07 · answer #5 · answered by deepak57 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is really good.
2006-09-24 01:19:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And, i GUESS HE DOESN'T BELEIVE IN GOD.
2006-09-23 23:43:27 · answer #7 · answered by tinamaries43 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋