What is heaven and hell really like? I was told by my preacher that hell was bad and heaven was good...but then I was sleeping last night a transformer toy visited me and told me the truth. (This is not disputable, I have scientific proof!) He told me god used to be wise and all-knowing but then he dropped the milky way galaxy on his head when he was tryin to position it above him in a high place. He lived, but unfortunately god had some major brain injuries and his intelligence was reduced from 'the supreme' to 'a four year old child.' (which explains why everything is so f'ed up now) Satan, once an angel, was kidding around with him one day and called him 'buttface' not knowing of his injury. God immediately through a tantrum and, still having his supreme powers, tossed him down into hell and tranformed him into a transformer. That's when he came to me, told me the truth, and asked for my help with god's brain surgery. Should I help?...I feel so sorry for god.
2006-09-14
13:22:16
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