SHould I Help?...I feel obligated to god...?

Question

What is heaven and hell really like? I was told by my preacher that hell was bad and heaven was good...but then I was sleeping last night a transformer toy visited me and told me the truth. (This is not disputable, I have scientific proof!) He told me god used to be wise and all-knowing but then he dropped the milky way galaxy on his head when he was tryin to position it above him in a high place. He lived, but unfortunately god had some major brain injuries and his intelligence was reduced from 'the supreme' to 'a four year old child.' (which explains why everything is so f'ed up now) Satan, once an angel, was kidding around with him one day and called him 'buttface' not knowing of his injury. God immediately through a tantrum and, still having his supreme powers, tossed him down into hell and tranformed him into a transformer. That's when he came to me, told me the truth, and asked for my help with god's brain surgery. Should I help?...I feel so sorry for god.

Answer 1

There is no Heaven or Hell.

Answer 2

As a christian I have been down the dark path but have ultimatley found God time after time. I think you should talk to you preacher and maybe read the bible.... You may not understand a lot of it as I still don't but that's what family and friends and preachers or riests as it may be are for.

Answer 3

Hmm... explains the song, "Transformers! More than meets the eye..."

Could this be what happened to Dubya too?

Answer 4

I think your brain needs transforming.

Answer 5

eh, you could surgery cows' heads for McDonald's.

Answer 6

I think you had too much Kool-Aid.

Answer 7

I think you should show your "proof" to psychiatrist. :-)