S/B/CHRISTIAN/M seeks fun loving S/F/M/?
for long term intimate relationship. Must enjoy long walks on the beach where I'll carry you part way and you can wonder about the footprints.
Also must enjoy loaves, fishes and be able to hold your wine. (I can make plenty.) Interest in carpentry, talking to god and telling people how to live their lives, a plus.
About me: brown hair, eyes. son of god. beard. Able to walk on water and raise things from the dead. (Will demonstrate for a hug....hahaha.)
Not looking for anything long term as I have this thing I have to take care of for my dad. (Best not to say too much. Involves the Romans and all.)
Anyone interested in a date or perhaps using my name to enslave and murder people for the next two thousand years, drop me a line.
2006-09-13
13:47:32
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