S/B/CHRISTIAN/M seeks fun loving S/F/M/?
for long term intimate relationship. Must enjoy long walks on the beach where I'll carry you part way and you can wonder about the footprints.
Also must enjoy loaves, fishes and be able to hold your wine. (I can make plenty.) Interest in carpentry, talking to god and telling people how to live their lives, a plus.
About me: brown hair, eyes. son of god. beard. Able to walk on water and raise things from the dead. (Will demonstrate for a hug....hahaha.)
Not looking for anything long term as I have this thing I have to take care of for my dad. (Best not to say too much. Involves the Romans and all.)
Anyone interested in a date or perhaps using my name to enslave and murder people for the next two thousand years, drop me a line.
2006-09-13 13:47:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Love the Truth loves the truth as long as it is his truth.
2006-09-13 14:04:39 · update #1
If this were a real ad, I'd respond. I'd ask Jesus if he was into bondage.
Then I'd hang on his cross backwards and make him whip my ***.
Oh please.
He'd love it.
2006-09-15 18:11:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A. communicate in a complex, Southern (English) accessory, such as you're a BBC newsreader from 1950. B. Use some image modifying utility to stretch your parent vertically. Technically, you is basically no longer mendacity, basically stretching the fact. tell her you very own a digital company on the cyber web. C. purchase a low fee pay-as-you go cell telephone for £20. in straightforward terms answer it once you're on the bathroom. Set it to silent/vibrate, so your mum does not hear it ring.
2016-11-07 06:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make up your mind....first you mention 'long term relationship' and later you say no 'long term'.....
Actually a humorous post, even if it is pointless....
By now you should have met your quota for asking enough questions to p*ss off the Christians tonight.....
2006-09-13 14:21:08 · answer #3 · answered by JC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kind of funny till the last sentence. Jesus was almost pacifist in his teaching. If some do or did horrible things in his name that is or was their problem. Place blame where it belongs, the individuals who perpetrated the crimes.
2006-09-13 13:57:34 · answer #4 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dude he was a Jew, I think now he would love M-16's and fighter jets
2006-09-13 13:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by animalmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Post it and see if you get any responses.
2006-09-13 13:51:24 · answer #6 · answered by Bimpster 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here is his snapshot:
http://alexgrey.net/a-gallery/8-24/cc.jpg
2006-09-13 13:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by ỉη ץ٥ڵ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! did you make that up?
2006-09-13 13:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He has one!
http://www.datejesus.com/
2006-09-13 13:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by Spookshow Baby 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dating is sin.
2006-09-13 13:49:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋