Don....Don....Don....ummm sry lost my train of thought.....oh yeah! A couple of nights ago I was washing my dog in our 2 acre lawn when out of the blue, (or white, neon deda neon,) a strange figure with a gimp leg appeared carrying a sack of potatoes. He threw them at me and my dog was a wimp so ran away. I threw my mom's prized tree at him so he/she/it/larry/donna/micheal/miclogon/three head wombat would leave. Finally it did......i threw my dog in the pool for 7 hours and took out the ladder so it wouldn't get out for being a wimp and not protecting me. Then I put it in small electric fence square off thing and its STILL alive. Are thin mints good? Where am I?
2006-09-05
23:20:29
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