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Almost immediately after singing my Organ Donor Card, I started binge drinking, smoking seventy a day and injecting mainline heroin in to my eyeballs, and now all my organs are ****** beyond usefulness.

Have any of my fellow mischief makers ensured that they can still annoy people even after they pass on?

2006-09-05 23:19:39 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation Hobbies & Crafts

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See, it's EXACTLY this kind of "outside the box" thinking that I so desperately need from my employees.

You sound like an industrious, motivated, and sober fellow.

Need a job?

2006-09-06 05:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by bunjibear777 4 · 0 0

theme tunes for a smoking,drinking,heroin addictive mischief maker...... Smoke gets In Your Eyes,
I'm ADDICTED To You.
This old Heart of Mine.
Don.t Go Breakin My Heart

yes. I'Ve left my remains as the main course at the wake.

2006-09-06 10:56:13 · answer #2 · answered by Sunseaandair 4 · 0 0

To what tune did you sing your Organ Donor Card? Ole Man Liver? Here's My Heart? I Only Have Eyes For You? I think we should be told.

2006-09-06 06:54:14 · answer #3 · answered by Jackie J 4 · 0 0

they can still use your organs. if not in an actual transplant, they can use it for medical research and study.

2006-09-05 23:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by copaceticlove 3 · 1 0

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